The only thing the French are willing to fight.
OT: Excorcist hits Eiffel Tower area
yeah, trees and the British.
a small contingent of French had begun resisting the man's efforts and started hitting nails and paint cans with sticks.
man that does not even come close to my intended goal of mocking the French for siding with the Nazis. oh well.
give bail money to the policeeeeeeeee
Obviously he is a Cal-Berkely grad...
branch off into different topics.
has already taken root...
you nailed it
at what those topics could be.
Well, don't just lumber around! Think on it!
I think i'll just leave it alone.
It's a shame. This really could've blossomed into something special.
just felt it was time to nip it in the bud.
Yeah, no sense tying yourself in a knot over it. I'd better stop before I get all sappy.
more bark than bite
Nonsense! This topic is deeply grained with possibilities.
it'll kick your ash.
I have a book discussing ideas like this in my car's trunk.
in your daily log?
I think this topic is going to rot our minds.
I can feel my brain turning into mulch.
I just can't keep my paws off of it though. I must be nuts.
I'm on the verge of soiling myself over it.
But to be perfectly honest, I've got wood.
Edit: (I'm sorry... I TRIED to resist! I really did.)
I think I need to put an end to this chop-chop.
and should just stick with the program.
That's the problem with conversations that splinter.
I think we can give it a glossy new veneer.
spruce it up a bit?
My warped mind gets me in trouble.
get the axe.
"Blaze: Cut down in his prime".
"Local Lorax Blaze fell"
call the copse.
But I suppose I can't say much when I'm stiff as a board.
Blaze won't get chopped. But...this sort of activity willow-er his performance expectations.
tuft oo leave alone.
I can't tell if that was a pun or a threat to kidnap me. I may have to grove-l for my life!
I’m going to leaf this one alone.
Wood you all just leaf it alone? I pine to needle you all for such sappy comments. But if I do, I'll get negged, so I'll just stand fir mon my beleafs that eventually it'll all get brushed away. Deciduous.
I saw The Happening so I think it's a good preemptive strike. If all of France commits suicide, it's on the police. Clauseau will get to the bottom of this.
At first I groaned at the puns... but the steady barrage of well-nuanced subtlety won me over. +1 to all involved.
It is witty pointlessness that makes this a top shelf blog.
One of the next stories on that same feed must be reading our thread. It was about a hen who started mothering a litter of puppies:
The pups natural mother Nettle would be forgiven for being in a fowl mood when this happened but doesn't appear to mind being hen-pecked.
Farm Animal puns. It's OBVIOUS they've been taking a gander over here.
I think they're limiting their comedic value by putting all of their eggs in one basket with just puns.
what's good for the goose....
I'm always "down" for a matronly hen story. Keep us a'breast' of the situation, FA.
Well she poached the puppies over easy. Really scrambled the bitch's plans.
This whole thread is shady if you ask me.
I think I see the sunnyside up on the horizon.
The last time I did anything this ridiculous, I was hard-boiled drunk.
Yeah, it's a slow day on mgoboard.
has reached it's canopy.
Now that is such an Ann Arborist thing to say. I had a question I wanted to axe all of you about the bundle of new recruits we have this year but with all the laughing I have done I firgot.
was so much full of WIN! Great job guys, thanks for the laugh.
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