Least surprising headline of all time - Go Staee!
There is nothing more to add to this
Friday postbang, then, yeah? I'm here for it.
Finger Bang!
If only the car had hit THIS Sparty.
"On the banks of the Red Cedar
Sits a statue, rather crude...."
Actually, you would hope that any bystanders thanked him for the attempt to clean up the community anyway...
LOL!! This fits so well...
It would be the perfect statue if they left the wrecked car wrapped around sparty with a drunken sparty hanging out of it.
Did I hear they're soothing the hurt feelings of the statue by giving it a law degree?
Statue, Esq.
To the couches! Bang
Unfortunately there was no damage to the statue itself. Spartys can’t even do drunk driving right
Rumor had it that the driver was a disgruntled student who couldn't get into Staee, then people realized that today is April Fools Day.
MSU adds the suspected driver has no affiliation with the school.
If he was a football player, the statue would be in jail.
"....a disgruntled student who couldn't get into Staee...."
Really, is this even possible, as cosmetology schools in East Lansing have higher academic standards than staee?
April Fools! Everyone gets into Staee!
In this post-factual world we live, I'm sure Spartania will position this as a false flag operation conducted by the evil Maize imperialist empire.
I feel bad for this guy honestly. Was told to clean up the banks of the red cedar as a part of his community service. Was only doing his job.
He had to deliver the pizza in 30 minutes or less.
Hmmmm, likely suspect....
Fun times in East Landfill!!
another statue bites the dust.
Is there a video? They must have cameras monitoring this landmark.
Did he ask for his supervisor......
It's a classic.
I found the perp....
TPC's sparty crush!!!
Spaz!
TPC!
That Pinto is named Brad Davison, a perfect match for TPC.
How soon before statue-ramming becomes a prerequisite for upper (sic) level classes?
Same Old Spartans
"MSU adds the suspected driver has no affiliation with the school."
Sooo.......that means a student then, right?
basketball player, most likely
Hate Great to see it!