Juwan Howard makes The Onion
October 7th, 2009 at 2:32 PM ^
Tomato soup with rye? Bah! Thick, crusty Italian croutons.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:04 PM ^
Hilarious, but at least he's still in the league.
October 7th, 2009 at 7:37 PM ^
...Howard was and is the classiest. And, as FF5 wrote, he is still in the league. Not bad for an "undersized center with no PF skills." I guess someone forgot to show him the scouting report.
October 7th, 2009 at 7:57 PM ^
After signing with the Heat for $89mm back in 1996, then having his contract voided, the Bullets ponied up $105mm to keep Big Nook. Juwan had a good year in 1995-6, but $105mm was probably the worst money the Bullets ever spent.
Juwan was probably my favorite Fab Fiver, but he was an undersized PF/C for the NBA.
October 7th, 2009 at 8:16 PM ^
I noticed the link to this article on that page. A few months old, but pretty funny all the same:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_desperately_seeks