In honor of Charlie Weis' firing at ND: Funny Analogies
This all got started when I saw that Weis was indeed fired and I saw this on ESPNs website:
"Which way do the scales tip when it comes to Charlie Weis' tenure at Notre Dame"
And it got myself and a friend thinking "What else would be funny to say about Charlie"
We came up with:
"Which way will Charlie Weis bounce to next"
"In whose program will Charlie Weis fit?"
"Some could not stomach the program's record during his tenure"
What else?
November 30th, 2009 at 3:38 PM ^
was a sign on game day. Someone had a sign that said "Charlie Weiss is the love child of Jabba the Hut and Rosie O'Donnel. Now picture his face. It is spot on.
November 30th, 2009 at 4:05 PM ^
on the Notre Dame sideline.
November 30th, 2009 at 4:41 PM ^
I donut think he's very welcome in South Bend anymore.
But at least that buyout will let him live high on the hog.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:19 PM ^
Charlie Weis is at his ideal weight...if he was 11ft tall.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:09 PM ^
from the Notre Lame sideline.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:24 PM ^
fat ass ND coach fired, hes fat
November 30th, 2009 at 6:19 PM ^
pedestrian and predictable, yet perfect
November 30th, 2009 at 5:29 PM ^
I only talk about the coaches that play against Michigan.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:38 PM ^
Don't let the door hit your butt or your front butt on your way out.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:50 PM ^
...cause, you know, I hadn't heard enough Charlie Weis fat jokes yet.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:09 PM ^
There are some fun reviews of that book on amazon.com. My favorite: "The price of gold has clearly gone down."
http://www.amazon.com/New-Gold-Standard-Charlie-Notre/product-reviews/1…
November 30th, 2009 at 6:23 PM ^
I thought that was a catalog for chocolate coins.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:28 PM ^
That book also has all of Weis' favorite recipes for the various types of gravy.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:30 PM ^
Cause if Charlie knows one thing, its gravy.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:32 PM ^
Ah, while we're on the topic of pictures we need to save for when ND fans inevitably overreact to a few wins by their new coach next year....
November 30th, 2009 at 7:12 PM ^
Maybe Notre Dame has a different definition of glory than the rest of us.
Webster's Dictionary (Notre Dame edition)
Glory
n., pl., -ries.
1. Extreme mediocrity. Anything but noteworthy.
2. Something conferring honor on the University of Michigan.
3. A bland and average asset: Your defensive tackling is your crowning glory.
4. The term one uses to describe a team whose most celebrated player played two years on the scout team, suited up for one game and played one snap with the game out of hand. A team that made a movie about that athlete but neglected to mention that Rudy was called for offsides on the one tackle he made.
intr.v., -ried, -ry·ing, -ries.
To rejoice triumphantly when invited to the Gator Bowl; exult at the conclusion of an 8-4 season: a sports team that gloried in its hard-won mediocrity.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:51 PM ^
Rudy wasn't actually offsides. It's a joke.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:28 PM ^
Yeah, I know he wasn't actually offsides. I was just playing off my screen name in defining Notre Dame glory. I'm not an idiot. Well, maybe I am...do idiots actually know they are idiots?
November 30th, 2009 at 9:13 PM ^
I was cracking up when I saw that picture because I thought it was a legendary photoshop job. Then I found out that the book is real.
My favorite review:
(5 stars) "Couldn't put the book down. Can't wait for the book on year 2 "Return to Mediocrity"."
November 30th, 2009 at 10:30 PM ^
Perfect white elephant gift. Every cheap used copy of this book available should be snapped up by UM, USC, BC, etc. fans to bring to their gift exchange of choice. Preferably the office party where you know that one annoying ND fan from down the hall is sure to attend.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:28 PM ^
Coaching search has Notre Dame faithful scratching their chins.
Will Notre Dame be able to stomach (insert candidate's name)?