Hokes pregame speech

Submitted by ChuckieWoodson on

Hoke = Kurt Russell

Hockey = Football

Michigan = USA

OSU = Supremely overconfident Communist pigs from Russia

If we played them 10 times they might win 9... but not Saturday!  GO BLUE!

Heinous Wagner

November 27th, 2013 at 12:06 PM ^

"Gentlemen: The school from Ohio will be bringing fans of a certain bottom-dwelling type to our House. They will include fathers and sons wearing matching sets of buckeye nut necklaces. It is our job to defeat their team and make these goobers cry piterously. . . .pisseously. . . .pattyeously. . . .oh, never mind. MAKE 'EM CRY LIKE HELL!"