Funny, and yet, sad article

ANTHRAX SCARE AT FOOTBALL FIELDS IN MICHIGAN University of Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown, white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Rodriguez immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. Suspicions were further enhanced when it became known that there was a similar finding on the home field of the Detroit Lions. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the teams were unlikely to encounter the substance again.