Friday Mornin' Rhymin' Time - MGoBlog Song Parody 1018

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Back home again, ‘gainst Indiana,
Hoping for a vic-tor-y.
Will the O Line look right – throughout the fight?
Will running backs somehow run free?
And how about the U-M defense?
Will Hoosier wideouts get to roam?
Or will “Jake Ryan’s Plan” be working at The Big House,
So Indiana takes another loss back home?
 
Back home again, ‘gainst Indiana,
Three-thirty game on B-T-N.
Will the game’s design – help Gardner shine?
Or will he throw more picks again?
Will the D Line bring lots of pressure?
Will Frank Clark prove he’s the boss?
Will U-M fans again be singing at The Big House,
When Indiana leaves there with another loss?
 
Gentlemen . . . and Ladies, Start Your Engines!
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BiSB

October 18th, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^

It's our offense we can MANBALL if we want

It's our offense we can POWER if we want

It's our offense we can ISO if we want

We can STRETCH if we want

INSIDE ZONE if we want...

 

So la da di da di

Can't even gain three

Why throw underneath

We run into a stacked box

 

Joined: 08/15/2009

MGoPoints: 46071

Allin4Blue

October 18th, 2013 at 2:04 PM ^

This game will be filthy
We have no respect
For the play caller upstairs
Must be trying to upset
The fan base we are
We have come to expect
We have no run game
We have no checks
So don't waste a Saturday
Screaming on your couch
You know what will happen
You know the result
We will win by a little
But they're will still be doubts
Because we are Michigan Fergodsakes and all Mgo nation knows it
We will do things by tradition
Even if it looks like shit
So come on everybody
Basketball season is almost here
Sit back and enjoy,
and tip back those beers
The buckeyes are real
We all know the deal
But come November
We all know how we'll feel
We'll enjoy the ride
As it's gets colder outside
But it's the buckeyes who arrive
To the big house with pride
The true Blue will come and tear out their hearts
Because this is Michigan, and today, it starts
It gets better for everyone
We found our line CAN block
JMFR is back
Our pass rush will stop
All these teams that think we have no shot
Go Blue and Hail..
To the Victors unite
Let's kick some ass
So we can enjoy Saturday nights!!

Joined: 02/04/2012

MGoPoints: 1006

AsianInvasion

October 18th, 2013 at 2:19 PM ^

We don't need no trickerration

We don't need to pass the ball

No bubble screens to test the defense

We'll just keep on running into 8 man walls

Hey! Borges!  Leave that scheme alone.

Try a WR screen and throw us mgofans a bone.

 

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If you don't run up the gut, you can't throw playaction.

 

How can you have playaction if you don't run up the gut?

Joined: 01/06/2011

MGoPoints: 30