EDSBS fulfills charity drive promise: Hatin' Ass Spurrier, Michigan edition

Submitted by justingoblue on

A few personal favorites:

 

Rudy and The Lego Movie are basically the same story, except nobody pretends The Lego Movie is a documentary.

If defeating Alabama meant you deserved a playoff spot then obesity gets an automatic three seed at least.

I'd guess any valley with electricity is a pretty happy one in Pennsylvania, relatively speaking.

Condemned strays at animal shelters pay celebrities to make commercials to get Purdue football adopted.

I mean, Urban Meyer's not the first person to go from Florida to Ohio to get more crystal.

Doughboy1917

May 11th, 2015 at 5:44 PM ^

"It must've killed Woody Hayes to know he'd be remembered for throwing something, not running."

The line about Urban Meyer and Cleveland is pretty good too.