Early start tOSU limericks

Toilet bowl rim licks - I know it’s crass, but this game is in Columbus and we need to speak the local language

Driving south en route to The Game

I asked a Buckeye in the neighboring lane:

“T’was a lady swerving, I just missed her

Was it your wife or was it your sister?”

He sighed “They’re one and the same”

I’m going haiku mode because that is where my brain is at:

Michigan is Doc.

OSU’s Johnny Ringo.

Huckleberry wins.

There once was a Buckeye named Stroud

With talent his team was endowed

But the weather got cold 

And their wills they did fold

Fore their asses got thoroughly plowed.

With a team ensconced in a place good to fly o-

ver, no one could figure out why — oh,

why—they waxed hyperbole

by fixating on their THEE

But at least they could spell O H I O

fuck an ohio state

the end 

Not a limerick but:

"They're too good" the news heads will parrot

Their five stars, their skills too disparate

Tell that trash to Olu

Come game time, let's Go Blue

Next weekend let's drown one more ferret

There once was a man on third base,

Whose smirk was knocked off his face.

When 42.27 Lat North,

Slapped his soft little 'Nuts back and forth.

They were chafed despite panties of lace.

It is true.  Michigan Stadium is 42.27 North.

Go Blue! 〽️

Limericks were quite a fun fling

but haikus are really our thing

we switched it up once

were nearly the dunce

beat ohio and go get a ring

Fierce autumn winds blow

Limericks for OSU

But why no haiku?

That team reads the press and then struts,

thinking they'll kick Michigan's butts.

Wolverines came to town

and beat their team down

Crushing their so soft bucknuts.

There was an alum from O-State,

Who for 20 years said "This is great!"

But then with Coach Day,

They became too soft to play.

And now they must face their new fate.