"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Dolphin Wolverine Scare
...about that guy who abuses sea mammals who writes for that paper.
Laces out, Chad.
This is why NFL exhibition (the NFL hates that word and prefers preseason but they are exhibitions) games should be reduced to two or eliminated altogether. Staring QBs should not be taking blindside hits in meaningless games