Conboy Signs with Montreal
"Andrew Conboy, suspended by Michigan State this season for an attack on a Michigan player, signed a three-year contract with the Montreal Canadiens on Monday."
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3947144
I guess getting kicked off the team was a blessing in disguise for Conboy. Unfortunate wouldn't you say?
He's a fighter and apparently a pretty good hockey player. Those two traits do well in the NHL. We can all hope that Sid Crosby punches him in the nads!
Or that Semin slaps him silly
Lol at Crosby doing anything besides whining to the refs and crying like a punk bitch. AO would sit Crosby in a corner and force him to jackoff using his own tears as a lubricant as he fucked Crosby's girl, sister, and mother. All at the same time.
I'm guessing I should return the Crosby jersey I was going to give you on your birthday?
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Word on the street is that the Canadiens are trying to move Laraque. Maybe they're bringing Conboy up to fill that spot?
Still, in this day and age of the NHL, I'm not spending money on someone to just serve as an enforcer. At least a guy like Matt Cooke can pop in a goal now and then. Conboy hasn't really show any offensive production since Juniors.
It's "ride 'em, Conboy."
But if and when Conboy makes the big club, his new teammate Mike Komisarek needs to give him the ass-kicking he so richly deserves. Eventually Conboy's girlfriend* sees the bruises, asks what happened, and a whimpering Conboy finally cries, "The bad man touched me!"
Then Mike rips his ill-gotten game checks from him like a bully stealing lunch money, until Conboy sucks enough to get cut.
Even if you don't hear about it in the media, I'm pretty sure it'll happen sooner or later. "Cackle with knowing glee" if it does.
* Whether or not Conboy's girlfriend goes on to become a willing participant in a locker-room gangbang with Conboy forced to watch is left as an exercise to the reader.
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I love that people are surprised... I literally posted this would happen and everybody ignored me.