chris berman deserves a death so unspeakable, it cant even be said on a message board

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on

Everytime you hear back back back drink.
Everytime you hear a stupid nickname, drink.
Everytime you just get pissed off hearing his voice, drink.
Everytime you have to hear him and Steve Phillips (also a douchebag), drink until you can't hear.

formerlyanonymous

July 14th, 2008 at 8:33 PM ^

"Who needs steriods?" after 2 homeruns by Sizemore. Drink everytime Steve Phillips speaks. Make that "Boom" 3x. I'm now 3 beers in. This is such a waste of Goose Island 312.

Tubes

July 14th, 2008 at 8:37 PM ^

Can't wait for Steve Phillips to represent Detroit for "Titletown" on Thursday. I think he went to De La Salle or something like that. Its either him or Jemele Hill

Jim Harbaugh S…

July 14th, 2008 at 9:00 PM ^

It seems to me that ESPN is using Berman a lot less then they used to. Draft, Derby and NFL shows is it these days. And of course some movie cameos for that fat, bloated, sweaty, mess.

formerlyanonymous

July 14th, 2008 at 9:03 PM ^

Occasionally you see him on a sunday evening sportscenter. But during the week he's a non-entity. There we go Fat Elvis. Hopefully 8 is good enough to get out of the first round.

formerlyanonymous

July 14th, 2008 at 9:16 PM ^

I was lucky enough to meet Berkman when he was still in college. I was working field crew at Rice during a regional. He's had both the Puma and Fat Elvis since at least that long. Could be close.

Casa Grande

July 14th, 2008 at 9:58 PM ^

Potty mouth. (Edit - watch it - someone will say you sound like the "very bad things" that are said at football practice.  LOL!!!)

Berman is annoying and probably needs to focus on radio. Harsh but there's a time when guys move from on camera to off and he's there. I'm not watching. Despite her calling him "Boom" I give her a pass. Mainly because she's easy on the eyes. A sexist thing to say, but she draws a particular audience. It's what they want at ESPN.

king_kerridge

July 14th, 2008 at 10:22 PM ^

is wrong with these little shits in the outfield, it should be a pre-req that you have to be able to catch a god damn flyball to be out on the field, I am outraged right now

Jim Harbaugh S…

July 14th, 2008 at 10:35 PM ^

Reilly has been out of the lime light for so long he is just trying to say some controversial things so he can get some web hits. He hasn't offended me at all - but I'm very hard to offend.