CAKE?
The band or the food? I don't like either.
What are you doing on here anyway, Charlie? Trying to learn how to run a team?
Only if it's got pizza on top of it. Right?
Is it a choice between cake and something else (e.g., pies, deep-fried oreos, crisco) or cake and nothing? Charlie would never choose nothing. He has No Excuses.
Cake is only good when you wash it down with gravy. Gravy's a beverage, right? (Summer's the time for re-runs.)
Edit: Wow, that was much funnier when it loooked like Charlie actually said it.
Deep fried cake and gravy is good...at least that is what I heard from someone in South Bend...
Well, it is good for you. The doctors have been telling us for years to drink two glasses of gravy per day.
You haven't lived until you've stuffed yourself with 6 German Chocolate Cakes and felt the excruciating pain of your stomach staples poping and buckling. WOW WHAT A RUSH. IT'S LIKE SKYDIVING FOR FAT PEOPLE.
I like skydiving for fat people. They're such easy targets. Divebombing Ralph Friedgen has been a personal ambition of mine for a while now.
My idea of a romantic getaway is to head to the Motel 6 on the outskirts of South Bend, get a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream cake, and do bad things to my wife.