Big Ten or not, I will never be happy about OSU success because of their fans

Submitted by Gandalf the White on

Top 5 reasons Ohio State fans suck:

#5.  Outside of Ohio, they are the only people who do not realize that there is absolutely NOTHING else in Ohio to cheer about.

#4.  They are ALWAYS Ohio State fans; at work, weddings, baby showers, funerals, their annoying fanaticism is never turned off.

#3.  They sincerely do not know just how annoying they are.  

#2.  After tonight, they will have a renewed sense of annoyance.  

#1.  And finally, the number one reason Ohio State fans suck... win OR lose, they have NO CLASS.

I live in Ohio; therefore, this has been the longest, worst football year ever, and tonight that year has just been extended. Here's to Jim Harbaugh turning this thing into a rivalry again and kicking their asses; maybe not next year, or, well, I don't know when, but I hope it happens soon!

Go Blue!!! 

EDIT: consider this a rider on the previous negbang thread...

LSAClassOf2000

January 13th, 2015 at 6:58 AM ^

All I really can say is that the Ohio State person at my office is a pretty calm, reasonable person for the most part even when discussing the state of the rivalry. Today, however, I am a little curious as to what the state of things at their desk will be since they were polishing the Buckeye paraphenelia in their cubicle yesterday afternoon. Yes, they do have one of those Buckeye necklaces and they have been known to wear it, so there is that. 

Gofor2

January 13th, 2015 at 7:04 AM ^

Beat OSU next year? How bout we focus on having a better record than Rutgers and Maryland, then maybe work our way up to being able to compete with Sparty and Whisky ( would be nice to beat spray at least once over a 7 year period) then after we manage that we can worry about not getting eaten alive by the buckeyes. We do have Harbaugh, yah, but Harbaugh also has us, and we are a 5-7 team with 6 recruits on January 13th. Have we learned nothing over the last 6 years? We Suck. Let stop that first, let's stop sucking. Then we can dream. But we cannot Dream and Suck at the same time. Cause that would make us Penn State.

Evil Empire

January 13th, 2015 at 8:37 AM ^

in their pursuit of more and more OSU clothing and tchotchkes.  Many of them also feel honor-bound to be rude to Michigan fans of any age.   I've lived in Ohio for 30 of my 40 years and I have experienced it early and often.  The first four years of the Cooper era coincided with high school for me, those were great times.  And the first two Games after I moved back to Ohio were 1996 and 1997.  It hasn't been that great since then.  For the past few years, the naked aggression has been accompanied by pity.  I didn't think it could get worse but there you have it.  I wanted Harbaugh four years ago but I'm sure glad he's here now.