Almost better than muppets - Sam's rant
November 27th, 2022 at 2:02 PM ^
Brutal. Just...that does it. Someone call up The Hague.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:06 PM ^
yeah, the "didn't even flush" line was when I lost it lolz
November 27th, 2022 at 2:07 PM ^
This is amazing.
“Crapped in your toilet!”
November 27th, 2022 at 2:13 PM ^
I heard it on the radio driving into A2 last evering. To me a bit of junior high humor.
He needs to get some lessons from Barry Sanders on how good things are handled with class.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:17 PM ^
My company is based in Columbus and even in a OSU tech accelerator on(ish) campus. I fully embrace winning with class and as such, didn’t give any gloating responses over slack but thanked the folks that congratulated my win and said how stressful it was.
that said. This is 10000% purely gold for me. He’s a broadcaster and SHOULD be stirring the pot. He’s not a coach, he’s not a player, he’s not CEO of a company. He’s media and paid to do this for a living imo.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:28 PM ^
I don't know, I feel like if you have a wide receivers coach ordering ball gags directly to his office in the athletic department, that merits at least a decade's worth of humiliation.
November 27th, 2022 at 5:51 PM ^
I also miss the days where middle school taunts weren't celebrated as "epic trolls" and the best way to celebrate a score or big play was to act like you have been there.
I assume that so long as things like being TikTok famous pay nicely it'll continue.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:15 PM ^
"Dildos, and PPO'S" had me rolling last night. "You goin' to Zach Smith for advice? Your boy only knows about Dildos and PPO's". Sam is the best Trash talker to have ever played the game
November 27th, 2022 at 2:18 PM ^
OMG - I lost it. There is a lot of gold in here.
I love the Scam Webb name they gave him tho. It’s freaking hilarity.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
The Zach Smith stuff was absolute gold.
November 27th, 2022 at 4:13 PM ^
I don't know about that. Bob Ufer could do some mighty trash talking while keeping it family friendly.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:19 PM ^
Too much. We’re rolling with good karma right now. Sam should shut it
November 27th, 2022 at 3:41 PM ^
Life's too damn short not to enjoy it. I was in a Facebook thread (ugh, I know..) with someone who wanted to lecture everyone about how he "bled maize and blue" but how the (very brief) flag "planting" was an "absolutely classless act that the Michigan players should be ashamed of."
I mean...come on.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:19 PM ^
Pure gold
November 27th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
I’ve slept like 2 hours, driven 14, and am now ready to run through a brick wall. LFG Let’s win another championship!
November 27th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
Sam Webb really is a regional treasure. He easily could be a national treasure, but he just loves Michigan so much that we get to keep him to ourselves as long as he wants to stay!
November 27th, 2022 at 4:12 PM ^
I'd like to see if he could call a game ala Bob Ufer.
November 27th, 2022 at 2:27 PM ^
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November 27th, 2022 at 2:29 PM ^
Reverend Sam
November 27th, 2022 at 2:43 PM ^
Thanks for sharing - I thought it was fantastic. Sam was on a roll!
November 27th, 2022 at 2:52 PM ^
I don't understand. How do you flush a cooler?
November 27th, 2022 at 3:02 PM ^
I actually love Sam
November 27th, 2022 at 3:59 PM ^
This is absolutely necessary. Love Sam. I've met him many times and he's just a good all around dude that loves Michigan as much as anyone. He is the voice of Michigan to me!
November 27th, 2022 at 4:22 PM ^
As a high level university I thought we would at least flush as the gentlemen we are. Oh well.
November 27th, 2022 at 5:34 PM ^
I stand by my contention they should've found a way to get Sam in the radio booth to call games.
November 27th, 2022 at 7:43 PM ^
He’s 11-1 in back to back years, and he’s on a hot seat lol!