One Frame At A Time: Michigan State
I’m finding this week’s frames a difficult thing to focus on. Normally I’m concerned with working hard to find the right highlights and try to find some amusing things to clip between snaps and figuring out the right order of a top 10 and how to avoid disappointing buddhafrog by not clipping Moody flexing after a great tackle. But I’m having a hard time thinking about football and am instead wondering things like “how long does it take to investigate twitter videos?” and “will criminals doing criminal things actually be held accountable as criminals?”
Still, we just annihilated those bastards. Let’s enjoy every second of their destruction. As fans, there is little we can do to hold State accountable. Instead, we can bask in the glory of their downfall. Let us begin.
Honorable Mentions:
This RPO Had No Good Options
Replay Actually Getting It Right
Edwards Spins Too (This Is Foreshadowing, Kids)
Shortest Forward Pass TD Ever
DJ PBU With His Body
Yay Not Baseball Sliding
Open Field TFLs Are Fun
Fancy First Down Footwork
Blindsided
Replay Actually Getting It Right Pt. 2 (ducks)
10. Harbaugh Is Very Excited
Also watch the ref and Harbaugh. It’s like the ref is like “Whew, I’m nervous about this one. Oh, you too Jim?”
9. Screw Replays, It’s Halftime
“Jenkins destroyed him…. but we won’t be showing you again because it’s time for ads.”
8. Speaking Of Replays We Didn’t Get
I was hoping that our BlueBarron would come through with a pic of Corum making the Paul stance a la DPJ, but alas.
We did get this, which is Something I Suppose:
Running the trophy stance kinda just looks like a chicken though.
7. Tuck Clappin’
Or Tuck Hoke’in, if you will. Also
7b. Tuck Choppin’
Almost looks cultish when everyone, including clipboard guy and water bottle lady, is choppin’ along. Also, also
7c. Tuck RBF’in
I think this is his smile.
6. Corum The Washing Machine
Is that better than Blake the Great? No? Ok, ok, maybe Corum the Carousel…
Because everyone loves a Merry-Go-Round and everyone loves Corum! He’s fun, plus alliteration! Does that make sense? No? How about Blake The Tornado?
Because he’s a destructive runner and does spinny things. Right? Where are you all going?
5. “They Can’t Cover Us”, The New “We Outhit Them”
Congrats on your answered prayers resulting in one (1) touchdown and nothing else. Maybe you’d score more if you didn’t throw at Mr. Sainristil. Here, maybe try The Other Side Of The Field…
What a great throw on 3rd & 15. Really going for the throat there to attempt to pick up 3 yards and still fail spectacularly.
4. Seven Is Enough
That’s all the points you get. It’s more than you deserve, so you better be happy with it.
3. One Does Not Merely Throw Corum
The best part of this for me is that he tries to throw him to the ground but succeeds in only giving Blake more balance to churn his feet even farther. Yes, thank you for the first down and extra 8 yards. Appreciated.
2. Karma
The one area where State had an advantage (in punting. ha!) they couldn’t even do anything with because their snapper couldn’t deliver (pun intended) and their “best punter in the country” couldn’t even get good punts off when he didn’t have someone in his face or a ball above his head. Nice 35 yard punts, loser.
Frame of the Game: He’s Home
Fuck you, Sparty. Now and forever.
Winner from last week: FOOL
October 30th, 2022 at 11:28 PM ^
#3 wins for me. I was super fired up when that play happened. Was the tone for the whole game.
October 30th, 2022 at 11:52 PM ^
7c is amazing. It’s like he’s in Russian Doll or something. He just keeps ending up back by the stick and gets confused, looks back, and … back to the stick again.
October 31st, 2022 at 9:47 AM ^
I do vote in these, and Tuck RBF'in got my vote this week for just pure gif quality. Lines up perfectly. Very satisfying. Though it is difficult for me not to just vote for whatever Blake's most impressive run is every single time.
October 31st, 2022 at 6:33 AM ^
He's Home with accompanying, "Fuck you, Sparty. Now and forever."
October 31st, 2022 at 8:24 AM ^
my vote is for #4
October 31st, 2022 at 9:03 AM ^
The chopping thing seems like a very contrived and corny way to get the team pumped up. Very amateur hour. The clipboard guy and water lady both have that “holy shit here he comes I better chop like I mean it” demeanor.
November 1st, 2022 at 12:43 PM ^
Father Clipboard cracks me up because he looks really happy that Tuck is seeing him do his chops. "Look at me! I've been practicing these all week, coach!" Also because, with the dark shirt and white collar, he looks vaguely like a priest.
October 31st, 2022 at 9:04 AM ^
That was great. Thanks for posting this!
November 1st, 2022 at 5:33 PM ^
I hate to say it but Karma Bitch! I am so f'ing sick of seeing the highlight of the 1/1,000,000 way they won a game that we completely dominated.
November 1st, 2022 at 9:33 PM ^
#3 and it’s not even close. Just told you the story of the whole game. Corum was a man among boys and simply couldn’t be stopped.
November 2nd, 2022 at 12:16 PM ^
I like these multiple-choice tests where the right answer is perfectly obvious. #3 FTW
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