Other Things Logan Tuley-Tillman Has Inadvisably Burned On The Internet
A week or so ago, Ohio State sent a recruiting letter to "Peroia, IL" that eventually reached the home of Michigan OT commit Logan Tuley-Tillman after the post office got done laughing at it. Tillman, perhaps following the example of Devin Gardner, burned the thing and put a picture of it on the internet.
Now that twitter has migrated off of college campus and Pitchfork enthusiasts, this ended badly. LTT fielded a number of misspelled death threats, Kyle Bosch sort of responded in kind, and the son of a federal judge put out a bounty on Tillman's knees that he eventually turned into a donation to the university of Michigan after he realized he was the dumbest guy in this entire scenario, and that this took some doing.
In an effort to prevent something like this from happening again, we've scoured Tuley-Tillman's social media accounts for other incidents in which he's burned something and posted a picture of the internet. By exposing these now, we hope to get any and all kerfuffles related to them out of the way before the young man arrives on campus.
These photos are absolutely not doctored, but if it turns out they were it was Heiko who created the images.
Tate Forcier's Homework
LTT on decision: "I felt that a six-foot wheeling gunslinger was what the CFL had been lacking after Doug Flutie's retirement."
OSU fans' response:
AL: "Them's so squiggly it makes my brains hurt."
RON: "You aten't got but one brain, Al."
OSU: "You have just received a bachelor's degree in logic."
Negative outcome: Lack of Devin Gardner redshirt.
Jim Bollman's Playbook
LTT on decision: "It's a complicated story involving subspace dimensions, but the short version is it threatened to suck the entire universe into an alternate physics where anything that leaves the ground explodes in a shower of viscera. This was revealed by Tate's answer to question 5.5, which I unfortunately had to burn to save the CFL."
OSU fans' reactions: Weeping joy.
Negative outcome: Happy OSU fans.
A Garbage Dump Full Of Tires
LTT on the decision: "The Big Ten needed a twelfth team."
OSU fans' response: Appointed Jerry Kill to coach it.
Negative outcome: Existence of Minnesota football.
East Lansing Couches
LTT on the decision: "All part of a diabolical plot to make MSU students look not very smart."
OSU fans' response: "We are aware MSU students are not very smart."
Negative outcome: Waste of time that could have been spent reading Chaucer.
Helm's Deep
LTT on the decision: "You have no idea how much I hate elves."
OSU fans' response: They cower under the great no-seeing Eye when a white-clad Hoke arrives from the East on the fifth day. [Memo to self: get Heiko to photoshop a see-no-Evil Tressel Sauron.]
Negative outcome: Huge rock lands on Antonio Bass.
Billy Joel
LTT on the decision: "I'd imagine this one is self-explanatory."
OSU fans' response: Slow-motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, declaration that "Rocket Man" is the best song ever.
Negative outcome: 404 file not found
Random Bush In The Middle Of The Desert
LTT on the decision: "A man has to practice. Surely there will be no consequences arising from this."
OSU fans' response: "Can you give us an illustrated version of this thing?"
Negative outcome: Have you ever read the book of Joshua? Things got dark.
Chicago
LTT on the decision: "PEROIA FOREVER WOOOOO SUCKIT CHICAGO."
OSU fans' reaction: "He never had the stones to play for Meyer. I don't see him burning down New York. Burning the city of Chicago to a cinder is the coward's way out."
Negative outcome: Millions of dollars in property damage, deaths, you know, that kind of stuff.
- Radical Inclusion
- Gifting
- Decommodification
- Radical Self-reliance
- Radical Self-expression
- Communal Effort
- Civic Responsibility
- Leaving No Trace
- Participation
- Immediacy
- Beat Ohio
...but very appropriate.
I get how lighting a random bush in the middle of the Sinai desert could seem harmless, but did the kid really have to throw his voice and screw with Moses' head?
It has long been known that Oh St was founded in 1870; and in 1871, Mrs O'Leary's cow started the Great Chicago Fire. A lesser known fact is that, subsequently, an incensed Ohio student threatened to break the legs of Mrs O'leary's cow.
Only recently, however, have we understood why. Archeologists yesterday found at the former site of Mrs O’Leary’s barn, a scorched invitation to attend Ohio St.
It was addressed to the cow.
They're just outside Iowa City, Iowa, in the Johnson County Landfill, and burning as we speak. Check this out: http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Officials-to-Begin-Stir-Burn-and-Cover-O….
LTT may also have been responsible for that little BBQ at the Frankenstein residence.
EDIT: Two in a row Brian; you are on FIRE!
There has been some speculation that LTT was the one who applied the sunscreen.
http://gma.yahoo.com/massachusetts-man-catches-fire-applying-sunscreen-…
The official explanation has always been lumber slash; now we know the truth.
The one thing he can't burn is calories.
Just so someone else can have the pleasure of sending it back to Flamebait status.
I love the mgocommunity. They give, and give, and give until it hurts.
I have nothing witty or interesting to add to this conversation, but I wouldn't feel right if I didn't take the time to commend Brian on this post.
Absolutely great work. Funniest thing I've read anywhere in a while.
I find it hard to believe that Tater Tot was taking Differential Equations.
but i hate that pic of the lynching - i have african american kids and it makes me sick to my stomach - could you have not included a different still of the Joel vid?
when I saw it. I'm sure Brian appropriated the image out of ignorance at its implications, but that says something too, as does your post getting downvoted. Oh wellz.
So funny. So funny. WOOO PEROIA!!!!!
Brian, Dis som funy sheeet. U Cray.
black man from the otherwise fun collection of pix there. Could really really upset somebody.
No wonder Tate dropped out. Who the hell does an integral to calculate the area of a right triangle?
"...when a white-clad Hoke arrives from the East on the fifth day."
This was one of the funniest bits I've ever read on this site. Great work
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