also duty-free guys falling over and grabbing their shins
If anyone needs an e-hug this morning
Iowa fans have you covered. Linked thread was started by an OSU fan accusing Iowa fans of having a "hard-on" (sorry, kids! It means "like in a special way!") for UM and a corresponding lack of respect for OSU.
What follows is a bunch of Iowa fans describing how UM ROOLZ and OSUcks. If you're interested. And you probably are, don't kid yourself.