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2012 Recruiting: Amara Darboh

By Brian — August 22nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM — 12 comments
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Previously: S Jeremy Clark, S Allen Gant, S Jarrod Wilson, CB Terry Richardson, LB James Ross, LB Royce Jenkins-Stone, LB Kaleb Ringer, LB Joe Bolden, DE Chris Wormley, DE Tom Strobel, DE Mario Ojemudia, DT Matt Godin, DT Willie Henry, DT Ondre Pipkins, OL Ben Braden, OL Erik Magnuson, OL Blake Bars, OL Kyle Kalis, TE AJ Williams, TE Devin Funchess, and WR Jehu Chesson.

       
Des Moines, IA – 6'2", 220
       

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Scout 4*, #32 WR, #205 overall
Rivals 4*, #30 WR, #215 overall, #1 IA
ESPN 3*, #82 WR, #1 IA
24/7 4*, #26 WR, #199 overall, #1 IA
Other Suitors Florida, Notre Dame, Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan State, Okie State
YMRMFSPA Aw, hell, Jason Avant
Previously On MGoBlog Hello post from Tim.
Notes Born in Sierra Leone.

Film

Highlights:

Amara Darboh is prime Rinaldi tear-jerkin' steak #2, a refugee who landed in Iowa and grew into a college-level wide receiver. He comes to Michigan with more recruiting hype, muscle, and sweet offers than Chesson, but lacks the lanky leaping ability that could turn Chesson into a premiere downfield threat if Michigan gets lucky. Darboh is less of a wildcard… but that doesn't mean he can't be a high quality option.

Here again we have some conflicting opinions. Unusually, it's his high school coach who's saying the things that are not rapturous($):

"He runs 4.42 but I wouldn't say that he's a burner by any stretch of the imagination," said Wilson. "He's a reliable guy that can make the tough catches for you. … he's a bigger physical presence. He's not a make you miss kinda guy."

That a kid can run a low 4.4 according to his coach and get called "not a burner by any stretch of the imagination" by his coach shows you the tao of FAKE 40 times. On the high school level these guys usually are burners, and coaches call 'em that, and call 'em that even if they aren't burners. Allen Trieu is also in the anti-Trogdor camp, or is he?

STRENGTHS

Body Control / Elusiveness with Catch / Hands and Concentration

AREAS FOR IMPROVEMENT

Speed

Above average size and speed ratio. Maybe not a burner, but has solid deep speed. Excellent hands, ball skills, and ability to go up and get the ball in traffic. He tracks the ball well and has good body control. After the catch he has good ability and is a pretty strong kid that can break tackles in the open field.

Speed is a negative, deep speed is "solid." Searching for negatives is a good sign, or just a confusing one.

A couple of other recruiting guys give the impression that Darboh could be one of those weapon things. Irish Illustrated's Tim Prister got hyped($) after ND's extremely early($)—like October of his junior year early—offer:

Excellent size and length help accentuate his deer-like athleticism with the football in the air. Shows nice balance maintaining his feet and running after catches for which he leaves the ground to make. Very fast - probably in the low-to-mid 4.4s - with an effortless running motion. Shows a consistent ability to run away from the crowd in pursuit.

We seem to be in disagreement about whether 4.4 is fast (hell yes unless you're hand timing Denard to run 3.8).

And Rivals's Josh Helmholdt provides the most singularly useless comparison ever($)

I loved Darboh's highlight film the first time I saw it. He is big, he is fast and he is a playmaker. Unfortunately film is the only thing I have seen on Darboh. …

Who does he remind me of? I'll go with a poorer man's version of Fred Rouse circa 2005. Both good-sized receivers with that wiggle to turn a screen pass into a big gainer. Let's hope Darboh has a better head on his shoulders.

Rouse was a five star who flamed out before ever seeing the field, so exactly no one has any idea what that's supposed to mean. But it's good, right? Five star.

247's Clint Brewster says "burner for his size," FWIW

Darboh shows exceptional speed as a bigger receiver and has another gear once he gets free from a defensive back. Quickness is another aspect that separates Darboh from his competition, as he consistently picks up big gains from short screens or pass patterns. Darboh shows excellent strength and athleticism by breaking tackles from smaller corners and staying up-right.

ESPN is also a little uncertain about whether he's a possession guy or something more, calling him "part playmaker and part possession player($)"

…combination of strength and quickness as a big receiver with a sturdy build, long arms and nice height… will be at his best working against zone and soft-man coverage. Is adept at finding soft spots in zone and creating passing windows for his quarterback when working out of the slot. Not afraid to go over the middle and will make the tough catch in traffic. …does an excellent job of adjusting to the poorly thrown ball …Has some wiggle in the open field …real upside as a red area target on slants and fades as he knows how to position himself and use his size. We are somewhat concerned about Darboh's top end speed.

They also knock his route-running skills; Brewster did the same. That flaw is easily explainable. According to his coach he came to his high school program a blank slate:

“He was very raw,” Wilson said. “He could run and catch the ball, but he didn’t know anything about running routes or blocking. He had little knowledge of football. We got the chance to teach him from ground zero, and that might have worked to our benefit.”

It certainly benefited Darboh.

“He didn’t have any habits,” Wilson continued. “He was like a sponge. He would take in everything and he wanted to learn and become better. He never shied away from the work.”

Darboh was focused on soccer until high school, FWIW.

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Like Chesson, Darboh comes to Michigan with a horde of people chasing after him saying great things about his work ethic, character, and academics, and thus seems like a good bet to stick and a good bet to become whatever his potential will allow him to be. Like Chesson, Darboh picked up football late and has some work to do before he has the little things positions coaches obsess over. Also: refugee.

Unlike Chesson, Darboh is approximately the size the coaches want him to be already, which will ease his glide path onto the field. Both guys will be primarily outside receivers, with Chesson more likely to end up on the backside of a play running those one-on-one cuts that Junior Hemingway went deep on this year. Darboh will be the guy running square-ins under him, for the most part.

Etc.: TTB interview. Has a twitter. Tremendous interview. The Florida interest/offer was very real—he told 247 the Gators were after him hardest at one point his recruitment. Coach quote:

“I think he’s a passionate kid that’s working to become the best he can be,” Wilson said. “I think he’s willing to push himself. I know the coaches are going to push to make Amara the best player he can be, and the best person he can be. Amara takes a lot of pride in what he does, and I know he’s not going to settle in doing anything less than his best.”

As a senior Darboh brought in 48 passes for 765 yards and 11 touchdowns in just seven games (a dislocated shoulder cost him four), which is high-quality production, albeit against Iowa competition.

Why Jason Avant? I know, I know: I drag out the Jason Avant comparison and nobody ever ends up much like him. It is impossible to project those hands onto anyone else. But Amara Darboh is a bulky four-star type with good not great speed and a reputation for going over the middle. He is not regarded as the ultimate jump ball artist, he is well-regarded despite that, and he seems to have the sort of A+ character that Avant had.

It's either Avant or Greg Mathews, but it's hard to know how well Mathews would have done if he had real quarterbacks. His coach has another suggestion:

"He's a big, physical player," Dowling coach Tom Wilson said of his 6-2, 200-pounder. "I've seen him compared to Roddy White of the Falcons — a bigger guy that can run very well."

Roddy White's actually a couple inches shorter than Darboh and smaller as an NFL player, FWIW. Another comparison that seems plausible: recently departed Iowa WR Marvin McNutt, a 6'3", 220 pound guy who was killer on slants, generally unjammable, and a bit of a late bloomer after coming to Iowa at QB.

Guru Reliability: Moderate-plus. They're all in agreement except for ESPN's off-the-wall GTFO that I don't care about because this is the geographical area ESPN couldn't give two craps about. OTOH, no camps, it appears, and no All Star appearance, plus an injury his senior year.

Variance: Low-plus. Already college-sized, character is sterling. Does need to learn the craft; seems like the kind of kid where that's just a matter of time.

Ceiling: Moderate-plus. "Not a burner," but looks like a high quality #2 in an ideal situation.

General Excitement Level: Moderate-plus. If I could guarantee those Avant hands it would be MASSIVE, but those have proven elusive.

Projection: Getting some early practice buzz and likely to play with the uncertain state of the WR corps. Sounds like he'll have to work his way into the lineup with better routes and blocking, but has a reasonable shot at displacing second-string guys for playing time at midseason.

In 2013 will fight with Jeremy Jackson and Ricardo Miller for the move-the-chains spot. I don't think Miller will be much of a threat given his interlude at TE, and Darboh has a huge advantage in athleticism. I'd give him the edge.

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August 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 PM | Refugee irony (Score:5 Normal)
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Yeah, this was funny at first, but I think you're starting to overplay that refugee-irony bit. I'm sure you're right that the MSM will have a trip with this stuff, but that doesn't give us the right to trivialize. 

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August 22nd, 2012 at 12:38 PM | My grandfather was a refugee (Score:4 Normal)
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and the last thing he would have wanted was to be defined totally by it, or gawped at as a refugee. I'd guess that Darboh and Chesson probably don't want to be gawped at either.

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August 22nd, 2012 at 5:56 PM | I gawped (Score:2 Normal)
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at your use of the word gawp.

Yes...that guy.

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August 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM | I agree, but thanks to this I (Score:2)
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I agree, but thanks to this I will now hear "Refugee" by Tom Petty every time either Chesson or Darboh step onto the field.  And I am not upset about that.

"2nd and 5.  Here he goes again!"

"That's 6."

"They're not going to catch him!  Touchdown Michigan!"

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August 22nd, 2012 at 12:44 PM | So.. (Score:2)
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Out of the Triumverate that was "Go deep and be awesome and a total #1" Braylon, a "Ridiculously good hands possesion guy" Avant, and "Speedy wildcard" Breaston...

You're saying Chesson = (closest to) Braylon, Darboh = Avant.

Right? Do we have a Breaston? Is it Norfleet due to the return stuff?

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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August 23rd, 2012 at 1:00 AM | Off topic, I know, but how (Score:1)
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Off topic, I know, but how great was it to be able to throw those three out together in 03 and 04? That was to be one of the great receiving trios in our history, right? All three have played significant roles as receivers in the NFL for multiple years. If it weren't for Braylon's mental problems then all three would still be going strong. And then Manningham coming in right on their heels. Hopefully these new guys can follow in their footsteps.

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August 22nd, 2012 at 1:00 PM | I'm thinking Jason Avant when.... (Score:2 Normal)
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I read this about Darboh.  If he can be that "move the chains" guy who has great hands, has a strong body, and is tough as nails, then no one will be disappointed I'm sure.  The question is can he be as good a blocker as Avant.  Since it sounds like he's a fast learner, I say yes eventually. 

"You owe it to every man, woman, and child in the State of Michigan to beat the Buckeyes and silence their fans!  Now go out there and make it happen!"

- Bo Schembechler (Result: U-M 22  OSU 0)

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August 22nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM | If he has hand like Avant I (Score:2)
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If he has hand like Avant I will be very happy.  

He has the size advantage over Chesson early on which might make him a better blocker.  On the flip side, if Odoms and Smith have taught us anything, blocking is not all about size. 

Greetings from Bolivia.

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August 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM | DARBOH!!! (Score:5 Normal)
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Darboh was the MAN

i mean, he IS the man

maybe he will BE the man

but he'll still be DARBOH!!!

 

Burninating defensive backs

Burninating the spartans

Burninating all the buckeyes

and their poop-stained BEER COOLERS!

POOP-STAINED BEER COOLERS!

 

Whoa...we've got wicked dueling refugee stories

it's like Paetz vs. Rinaldi over here.

Go, nobody!

Nobody wins!

 

When all the midwest is in ruins

and burnination has forsaken the secondaries

only one guy will remain...

my money's on DARBOH!

 

And FERGODSAKES comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!

John Navarre, John Navarre, he is John Navarre

(to the tune of Jingle, Bells)

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August 22nd, 2012 at 2:12 PM | I said consummate Vs! (Score:4 Normal)
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I said consummate Vs! Consummate! Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him on the face.

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August 23rd, 2012 at 1:04 AM | I know you all want to just (Score:1)
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I know you all want to just pass me on to every receiver that comes through, but if everyone has me then I will start to be taken for granted. Plus, I spent most of last year helping Tacopants out in Columbus. Even he couldn't catch anything from those OSU QBs.

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