Dirty, Dirty lies thread

It occurs to me that we're getting gypped here. Why should former players and published sportswriters be the only ones that get to participate in dirty, dirty lies? It's not fair. We're qualified to lie too.

Did you guys hear that Rich Rod called Conelius Jones last night and told him he needed to be working out hard? I guess Tate Forcier and Denard Robinson got in a fight over the last twinkie, leaving both in the hospital with enough blood loss to be Hypovolemic. Jack Kennedy tried to intervene and lost an arm (non-throwing, fortunately), and Rodriguez was reported to say that he, "Never really had any faith in that Gardner kid in the first place."