Appreciation Thread for Appreciation Threads

I've had this feeling for so long but I've been unable to truly recognize it. Now that I have I know what I need to do. Appreciation Threads, thank you for always being there and allowing me to bestow my empty feelings on you and fake a sense of real gratitude as well. There is no denigration here. Even though I have no way of unmistakably showing you my love for you outside of this message you'll never receive, I, in some weird way, think you do see it. In fact I know you see this and now I am at ease and feel as though this contribution is a sufficient remedy for how I have neglected your greatness. So, Appreciation Threads, I love you. Only you.