The Snowflake Thread: Offense

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on

I realize that these are not universally liked, but believe me, they prevent a lot of nightmares on the modding end. 

This is your thread for offensive snowflakes...well, snowflakes about the offense and the offensive playcalling which aren't too, well, offensive.

CriticalFan

October 26th, 2014 at 1:16 AM ^

The power 5 in # of three-and-outs? The rapidity with which our offense comes of the field, tempo or not, is the one thing we're tops at. Perhaps it's the only thing that gets practiced during the week?

User -not THAT user

October 26th, 2014 at 9:26 AM ^

...was the 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty called on the State defense.  Three consecutive calls covering 45 yards.  Of course, they would turn the ball over on downs to end that drive because 2014.

But still...I think this is something they can build on.

TheBoLineage--

October 26th, 2014 at 11:27 AM ^

The Old Mch-OC Lineage has NEVER been this bad.  It is so clear now.

 

WHAT IS it--  that makes these run of NON-Michigan OCs so BAD-inconsistent  ??

 

Hoke might actually FIRE Nuss, at end of season--  which would be IN-credible in itself

TheBoLineage--

October 26th, 2014 at 11:48 AM ^

And this Needs To Be Found Now.  I started suspecting this many weeks ago, when watching @-NDm and beyond.

 

I spose its Possible That Magically Nuss will find something for Morris on the eve of 2015, or worse at SomePoint-MidSeason for 2015.

 

But you cant have Morris involved with this current kind-of thing, a whole year later

 

 

TheBoLineage--

October 26th, 2014 at 11:56 AM ^

I believe Debord is employed within the AthDept.  Move Debord to TE-coach.

 

And then Nuss could ask--  OK Debord.  Tell me.  How did you guys like to use your TEs.  I want to know your secrets  . . .

 

And Debord replies--  well, it works like this  . . .

 

 

TheBoLineage--

October 26th, 2014 at 12:15 PM ^

Nuss says--  you know what Debord.  I cant seem to Get It Together with The QBs on a lot of this stuff--  QB PassPlay Reads, Oplays, O-sequencing, Pre-Snap Checks-Calls  . . .

 

Nuss continues--  its like, its like, I need a QBC or something.

 

Debord nods his head--  well, you have Loeffler down at VaTech.  But hes the OC there now.  Won AT OSU earlier this year--  you-d have to pay him a TON Of Money to come here as QBC.

 

yes--  Nuss replies.  But THEN, I-d have BOTH of you on staff.

 

Debord nods--  well yeah.  I mean--  everyone is just kinda standing around watching all of this, waiting  . . .