I've seen piles of poop before; I know what they're like

Larry Bird said when you go on the floor for you to be effective you have to have the right to miss

If you wanna go, go, but just say you wanna go. Schieß das glas ab.

 I've watched Don Brown defenses, and there's supposed to be a safety.

It felt awful. It felt stupid. It felt ancient. It felt self-inflicted.

It's a rule that seems designed to make you stare at a ref's ass for seven minutes

We're going to have to throw out a parental advisory because there's no way to quote Jim Conley without F-bombing U.S. 23 from one end to the other.

They literally do not post.

It's a cartoon off the TV that was supposed to sell toys and they made a really great movie for no reason

Watching LSU play is surreal, because this game is not happening.