Our own stadium needs to be a safe space for our kickers’ balls!
All the trophies should be either live animals or bronzed and taxiderimied.
We should be Brian's banner ad instead of the dumbass Pitbull thing he had on there.
We wanted elite coaching in the Big Ten and now we've got it.
I’m just looking for signs that they didn’t take a year with nine returning starters and a five-star coming in at running back and light it on fire.
It’s like the guy complaining he doesn’t have any shoes and he goes around the corner and the guy doesn’t have any feet.
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