My theory is Weiss engineered this whole thing to get Harbaugh to take analytics seriously.

The only thing that would've made this better is if you would've had Brian Cook be the play by play guy with Hockey Jim Brandstatter as the analyst.

"It’s really their fault for putting R. Kelly in my head."

I gave my little brother my favorite toy and now I want it back.

"He's pretty feisty; I disliked him immensely."

You can't punt it into the net and you can't punch it into the net.

Fortunately that was a very socially distanced crowd.

Fire away, you're going to hit a Swede!

Just for the lols, that’s the ideal scenario.

Here's Brendan Brisson doing the cha-cha slide next to Grandma and Uncle Joe