Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to the NCAA hockey committee.

Five guys so tightly packed in the slot you could throw a hula hoop around them

How could you tell when MSU is tanking do they take a lot of mid-range jumpers?

I wonder if it’s like, okay, so we’re gonna get your uncle a lakehouse on Lake Leelanau, or we’re getting you a hunting lodge up closer to Charlevoix.

One of my notes is that you had fallen asleep.

I dunno it kind of feels like we left a name out now.

I had a pretty good rate of second dates but I usually didn’t make it past four or five.

Ohio State, in a lot of ways, does have a lot fascistic elements to their fanbase.

You can dislike a team without being an idiot.

Ace told me that I have to hit on you, so Hey Baby.