it was not, after all, in the face

what a weird great defense 

This is done on the fly, usually against power runs, as a way to screw up blocking assignments and force the ballcarrier into this now-unblocked outside defender.

so many towels

beat 'em down

someone make more Glasgows 

kids are smarter than adults, proven scientifically through gifs

beards! 

i bet there are many fewer gifs about wanting to die posted in response to this 

under no illusions