Sainristil to Lions round one who says no

If they play a bunch of walk-ons wearing #31 we're set.

Wolverines Pluck Coveted Point Guard From Portal

presenting: basketball team

Michigan Adds Skilled Big From Portal

Now we have a four. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Dusty May Adds Versatile G/W

Like Tony Alford says, if you won't ever beat them again, join 'em.

"As long as the Ohio State fans figure out which holes are for the legs then then they can put on a diaper, too."