Either he stutters or he's imitating my father doing house repairs.

Zeke Pike would like to have a word with you.

I would take 2005 Vince Young over Tebow.

You must be new here.

I am a law enforcement dispactcher (fancy term for the dude on the radio) and we get calls almost daily of people getting scammed anywhere from $100 - $40,000 from multiple variations of the Nigerian prince scam. A fool and his money......

This may go against popular opinion around here but if we're gonna line a QB up at another position why Devin and not Denard? You're keeping the less talented passer in the QB spot and the less athletic/dynamic player in a WR/RB spot. Granted Devins decision making needs a lot of work but i'd prefer it to be the other way around.

Irish created a  congrats thread and earned a lot of respect. He shouldn't be included.

Max IS black. Mitch, on the other hand, is totally white.

Imaginary +1 for having the balls to show up after the loss. It shows character.

I just checked ESPN (I know I know) and they are showing the final UM - 34 WMU - 10 with both of their records showing 0-0. Anything to this or just more ESPN jackassery?

Edit - They finally updated.

Im assuming the inflatable pool raft is consenting?

I have it on good authority that Joe Pa has been dead since 1997.

My manhood refuses to allow me to high-five with my left hand.

Your post has rendered me speechless.

If it is wrong I don't wanna be right.

I agree as long as they don't choose tSIO.

Just kidding.

Seriously though....Not tSIO.

You need to divert some power from your sensitivity meter to your sarcasm detector.

I refuse to watch him without a translator and napkin handy.

You should have used a question mark.

I know its not where I should be looking but is she winking or are her eyes 2 drastically different sizes?

Didn't you just post this exact same question on the thread below and have it answered?

/Thatguy

Uhh....Well considering BH and Michigan fit all of that same criteria im not sure its the best example. Just sayin.

I love Toms piece!

Am I missing something in regards to the rating system? How does this comment constitute flamebait? I am fairly certain most people on this board would want him to be 100% before commiting.

And I shall smoketh them.

I would have thought the same thing about pooping in coolers but.......