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01/14/2019 - 1:40pm The Pac 12 is not in the…

The Pac 12 is not in the business of adding schools without football teams to their conference. They already have one Oregon State. 

01/14/2019 - 1:19pm UVA, a team that has proven…

UVA, a team that has proven itself literally incapable of winning games that matter, gets the benefit of the doubt from coaches for an unblemished record yet undefeated Michigan sits behind two one loss teams. That makes total sense to me. 

12/10/2018 - 3:26pm Probably not, but maybe if…

Probably not, but maybe if they heard from the many? 

12/05/2018 - 7:27pm Carter is a douchebag of the…

Carter is a douchebag of the highest order but I don't like to laugh at anyone's substance abuse problems. The rest of that is totally in-bounds though. 

12/05/2018 - 12:50pm They all definitely need to…

They all definitely need to develop for a year or two more beyond this season. NBA go away, shoo. 

11/20/2018 - 3:43pm This is really confusing…

This is really confusing. Shea has a better overall grade by quite a bit, but Haskins has better numbers in everything listed except passer rating vs. pressure. 

11/15/2018 - 7:20pm How about J.B. (John Beilein…

How about J.B. (John Beilein) for the boy. Carol for the girl. 

11/15/2018 - 7:02pm Avatar checks out

Avatar checks out

11/10/2018 - 12:18am I think he's talking about…

I think he's talking about how many carries it takes to get 100 yards against Rutgers. In that case I would probably take the under. Feel like he'll probably rip off at least one big one early. 

11/08/2018 - 1:17pm Just a heads up since I've…

Just a heads up since I've seen it suggested a few times in this thread but if you order a prepped meal from a grocery store you will need to be able to re-heat it with a microwave or preferably an oven. Your motel may not may not be equipped to handle that. When I was finishing up my dissertation I stayed home for Thanksgiving and got mine from the Kroger up on Plymouth. It turned out well. 

11/08/2018 - 1:01pm "Adrian Martinez has a…

"Adrian Martinez has a passing touchdown in every non-Michigan game he's played this year, and has at least two total TDs in every (non-Michigan) game other than Nebraska."

Nebraska played Nebraska and still couldn't win? They really are terrible. 

11/06/2018 - 1:02pm McCaffrey would still have…

McCaffrey would still have two full years of starting ahead of him (and he may leave after one if he blows up the way some Harbaugh QBs can). I highly doubt he transfers just because he isn't the starting QB for a top ten team by his Sophomore year. 

11/05/2018 - 5:29pm…

11/02/2018 - 12:20pm Bettors heard Don Brown's…

Bettors heard Don Brown's comments

10/26/2018 - 6:30pm You play video games? Red…

You play video games? Red Dead Redemption 2 just released. Should be more than enough to get a gamer through the weekend and next week. My loving wife is even okay with me being a zombie this weekend. 


10/25/2018 - 2:36pm What the hell is the upside…

What the hell is the upside to keeping him? What parent is going to send their child to play for someone who quite literally killed one of his own players?

10/24/2018 - 2:37pm This is going to be a tough…

This is going to be a tough path to tread so I'll try to do it simply in mathematical and pragmatic terms.

Statistically they gave said event about 30% chance of happening and even laid out the exact path that it ended up following. If anything they proved to be the most accurate. Their models are still pretty good for events filled with uncertainty.  

10/23/2018 - 9:30pm well his team certainly…

well his team certainly couldn't fight his battle for him

10/23/2018 - 5:48pm Well if Meyer said it then…

Well if Meyer said it then it must be true. 

10/23/2018 - 5:23pm They're also in the Big Ten…

They're also in the Big Ten West. 

10/22/2018 - 1:24pm Someone has kids

Someone has kids. 

Letter G probably would have put up a better fight against Michigan's D though. 

10/20/2018 - 11:46pm ND will be 3 because OSU…

ND will be 3 because OSU will drop and M will probably move into the top 4 in their place. 

10/20/2018 - 6:42pm That's some serious…

That's some serious cognitive dissonance in there about classless programs. 

10/20/2018 - 4:58pm Fuck Dantonio. Bang me.

Fuck Dantonio. Bang me.

10/20/2018 - 4:43pm Antagonizing refs that…

Antagonizing refs that already hate you may not be the best idea. 

08/29/2018 - 1:30pm A block of cheddar

A block of cheddar

08/23/2018 - 4:21pm It's Viagra. He forgets all…

It's Viagra. He "forgets" all about his wife whenever he's on it. 

08/23/2018 - 3:51pm Those commenters would…

Those commenters would definitely ask a woman what she was wearing when she reported a sexual assault. 

08/20/2018 - 8:21pm Tressel was given a one year…

Tressel was given a 5 year show-cause by the NCAA effectively forcing their hands. Let's not pretend that was OSU's decision. They wanted to suspend him 2, count them, 2 full games. 

08/17/2018 - 5:37pm "The investigation will be…

"The investigation will be finished when it's finished...Sunday"

-President Drake

08/09/2018 - 2:04pm Isn't this SOP for…

Isn't this SOP for administrative leave?

08/05/2018 - 10:00pm Naw son. Some of us took our…

Naw son. Some of us took our lumps for saying it portended bad things but also didn't feel the need to leave and/or come back and gloat. 

08/05/2018 - 9:58pm You wanna read that again…

You wanna read that again there sport?

08/05/2018 - 5:06pm Harbaugh's indecision…

Harbaugh's indecision regarding offensive philosophy and quarterbacks last year led to suboptimal performance that was never going to Big 10 title worthy but still underperformed relative to what the team could have accomplished.


John O'Korn's tweets were accurate.

100% accurate

Lloyd Carr is the best football coach in Michigan football history despite his performance vs. Tressel, which was primarily a result of our best teams coming in even years.

Not when Bo, and Fielding Yost existed

Moeller would have won the national championship in '97 and didn't deserve to be fired.


Steve Fisher deserved to be fired but is a good person.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Jim Tressel deserved to be fired but is a good person.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Urban Meyer is a bad person who won't be fired.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Urban Meyer is the best coach in college football.

Not while Saban exists

OSU has handled the Meyer saga appropriately to date.


Chris Floyd is the most under appreciated player in Michigan football history.

I've always felt like Breaston wasn't revered enough

Louis Bullock was awesome.


Daniel Horton should have been kicked out of U of M. 


Herman Moore was better than Calvin Johnson.

You're crazy

Alan Trammell was better than Cal Ripken Jr.

I feel like if you don't hold this opinion you aren't very much a student of baseball history

Harbaugh's loss to Iowa in 2016 was due to an overly conservative game plan and cost us a chance at the playoffs. 

QB play was fairly bad as well

We would have likely still lost to Louisville if Trey's block hadn't been called.

Sure, the block call was merely a symptom of a much bigger problem in the game

Zingerman's is so much better than Maize and Blue deli that even comparing the two is an insult to Zingerman's.

Emphatically agreed

The 2013 fg vs. Northwestern should have been a false start.

I've never understood this rule

Wisconsin will be the best team in the B10 this year.


TomVH was the best thing this website had going for it until umbig11.

UFR is pretty dope

Ulizio winning RT last year was a bad sign and not just in hindsight.

Who would argue against this? 

Lewerke will be a first round draft pick in 2020.

Oh hi Graham Couch

Spielman and Herbie are two of the best in the business.

Yes and absolutely not respectively

Tiger Woods will win the PGA.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No. 

08/02/2018 - 11:36pm If they want to fire Meyer…

If they want to fire Meyer for cause they absolutely have to establish proof. Firing someone without proof is exactly what gets you sued for breach of contract. 

08/02/2018 - 2:21pm The athletic department is…

The athletic department is almost completely autonomous. It is not reasonable to assume Gene Smith shared this information with him, Drake has much bigger fish to fry. The call for Gene Smith's firing is not entirely based on the idea he knew about these incidents but that he has created a culture of looking the other way. 

08/01/2018 - 11:41pm This has been discussed…

This has been discussed elsewhere but

1) He is Bruce's grandson and Bruce was Meyer's mentor

2) Smith has been a part of his program going back to Florida so he knows where the proverbial bodies are buried. Smith allegedly told his wife if he went down he'd take the whole program with him

It's probably a little bit of both but knowing how much is at stake for Meyer it's mostly the second one. 

08/01/2018 - 3:39pm Yeah it really should read…

Yeah it really should read more like this. OSUmantra.jpg

08/01/2018 - 2:37pm If true, it's good that OSU…

If true, it's good that OSU is doing something about it NOW. Let's not ignore the fact though that it always seems to take a reporter outing something for just about any University to do the right thing. I would hope that if something similar happened at UM the coach/director etc. in question would simply be fired and details later trickle out about why. 

06/20/2018 - 7:46pm Colin was the guy that stole…

Colin was the guy that stole an entire bit from the MZone, passed it off as his own, and then got pissy when he was called out for it. He's a turd. 

06/14/2018 - 3:16pm Spain for my ancestor's sake…

Spain for my ancestor's sake, Belgium for my love of beer. 

06/13/2018 - 11:41am Rutgers probably SHOULD…

Rutgers probably SHOULD schedule FCS teams. 

04/27/2018 - 10:30pm The movie was okay. I'm a fan

The movie was okay. I'm a fan of the bad guy winning since that's what happened in the comics, and I thought Thanos was a great villain, but the leadup to this was utter bullshit. The producers said dead would be dead for good and that's clearly not the case. The people that survive are all the ones that are moving on soon and the ones that die are the characters that are big parts of the next phase of the Marvel Universe. Pointedly Spiderman and Black Panther who are very clearly two of the main players for the next phase are not gonna stay dead (especially since BP just made all the money in the world). This is obviously going to get retconned or fixed somehow. The movie was supposed to finally add real stakes to the MCU and it absolutely didn't. Disney/Marvel wanted to have their cake and eat it too and that's cowardly storytelling to me. 

04/27/2018 - 10:21pm Thanos told him he should

Thanos told him he should have gone for the head. 

04/17/2018 - 4:06pm Kenny G? Get your shit

Kenny G? Get your shit together Washington. 

04/03/2018 - 12:19am Or at least gotten a

Or at least gotten a one-armed man to do it. 

04/02/2018 - 10:58pm That's the most NBA ready

That's the most NBA ready part of his game. 

04/02/2018 - 10:46pm Michigan on defense?

Michigan on defense? Foul. 

Michigan on offense? Also a foul. 

Fuck this. 

04/02/2018 - 10:38pm i hate this sport

i hate this sport

04/02/2018 - 9:49pm Brunson is getting pissed

Brunson is getting pissed because he thought this would be easier and he's still getting every call.