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08/29/2018 - 1:30pm A block of cheddar

A block of cheddar

08/23/2018 - 4:21pm It's Viagra. He forgets all…

It's Viagra. He "forgets" all about his wife whenever he's on it. 

08/23/2018 - 3:51pm Those commenters would…

Those commenters would definitely ask a woman what she was wearing when she reported a sexual assault. 

08/20/2018 - 8:21pm Tressel was given a one year…

Tressel was given a 5 year show-cause by the NCAA effectively forcing their hands. Let's not pretend that was OSU's decision. They wanted to suspend him 2, count them, 2 full games. 

08/17/2018 - 5:37pm "The investigation will be…

"The investigation will be finished when it's finished...Sunday"

-President Drake

08/09/2018 - 2:04pm Isn't this SOP for…

Isn't this SOP for administrative leave?

08/05/2018 - 10:00pm Naw son. Some of us took our…

Naw son. Some of us took our lumps for saying it portended bad things but also didn't feel the need to leave and/or come back and gloat. 

08/05/2018 - 9:58pm You wanna read that again…

You wanna read that again there sport?

08/05/2018 - 5:06pm Harbaugh's indecision…

Harbaugh's indecision regarding offensive philosophy and quarterbacks last year led to suboptimal performance that was never going to Big 10 title worthy but still underperformed relative to what the team could have accomplished.


John O'Korn's tweets were accurate.

100% accurate

Lloyd Carr is the best football coach in Michigan football history despite his performance vs. Tressel, which was primarily a result of our best teams coming in even years.

Not when Bo, and Fielding Yost existed

Moeller would have won the national championship in '97 and didn't deserve to be fired.


Steve Fisher deserved to be fired but is a good person.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Jim Tressel deserved to be fired but is a good person.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Urban Meyer is a bad person who won't be fired.

Agreed and disagreed respectively

Urban Meyer is the best coach in college football.

Not while Saban exists

OSU has handled the Meyer saga appropriately to date.


Chris Floyd is the most under appreciated player in Michigan football history.

I've always felt like Breaston wasn't revered enough

Louis Bullock was awesome.


Daniel Horton should have been kicked out of U of M. 


Herman Moore was better than Calvin Johnson.

You're crazy

Alan Trammell was better than Cal Ripken Jr.

I feel like if you don't hold this opinion you aren't very much a student of baseball history

Harbaugh's loss to Iowa in 2016 was due to an overly conservative game plan and cost us a chance at the playoffs. 

QB play was fairly bad as well

We would have likely still lost to Louisville if Trey's block hadn't been called.

Sure, the block call was merely a symptom of a much bigger problem in the game

Zingerman's is so much better than Maize and Blue deli that even comparing the two is an insult to Zingerman's.

Emphatically agreed

The 2013 fg vs. Northwestern should have been a false start.

I've never understood this rule

Wisconsin will be the best team in the B10 this year.


TomVH was the best thing this website had going for it until umbig11.

UFR is pretty dope

Ulizio winning RT last year was a bad sign and not just in hindsight.

Who would argue against this? 

Lewerke will be a first round draft pick in 2020.

Oh hi Graham Couch

Spielman and Herbie are two of the best in the business.

Yes and absolutely not respectively

Tiger Woods will win the PGA.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No. 

08/02/2018 - 11:36pm If they want to fire Meyer…

If they want to fire Meyer for cause they absolutely have to establish proof. Firing someone without proof is exactly what gets you sued for breach of contract. 

08/02/2018 - 2:21pm The athletic department is…

The athletic department is almost completely autonomous. It is not reasonable to assume Gene Smith shared this information with him, Drake has much bigger fish to fry. The call for Gene Smith's firing is not entirely based on the idea he knew about these incidents but that he has created a culture of looking the other way. 

08/01/2018 - 11:41pm This has been discussed…

This has been discussed elsewhere but

1) He is Bruce's grandson and Bruce was Meyer's mentor

2) Smith has been a part of his program going back to Florida so he knows where the proverbial bodies are buried. Smith allegedly told his wife if he went down he'd take the whole program with him

It's probably a little bit of both but knowing how much is at stake for Meyer it's mostly the second one. 

08/01/2018 - 3:39pm Yeah it really should read…

Yeah it really should read more like this. OSUmantra.jpg

08/01/2018 - 2:37pm If true, it's good that OSU…

If true, it's good that OSU is doing something about it NOW. Let's not ignore the fact though that it always seems to take a reporter outing something for just about any University to do the right thing. I would hope that if something similar happened at UM the coach/director etc. in question would simply be fired and details later trickle out about why. 

06/20/2018 - 7:46pm Colin was the guy that stole…

Colin was the guy that stole an entire bit from the MZone, passed it off as his own, and then got pissy when he was called out for it. He's a turd. 

06/14/2018 - 3:16pm Spain for my ancestor's sake…

Spain for my ancestor's sake, Belgium for my love of beer. 

06/13/2018 - 11:41am Rutgers probably SHOULD…

Rutgers probably SHOULD schedule FCS teams. 

04/27/2018 - 10:30pm The movie was okay. I'm a fan

The movie was okay. I'm a fan of the bad guy winning since that's what happened in the comics, and I thought Thanos was a great villain, but the leadup to this was utter bullshit. The producers said dead would be dead for good and that's clearly not the case. The people that survive are all the ones that are moving on soon and the ones that die are the characters that are big parts of the next phase of the Marvel Universe. Pointedly Spiderman and Black Panther who are very clearly two of the main players for the next phase are not gonna stay dead (especially since BP just made all the money in the world). This is obviously going to get retconned or fixed somehow. The movie was supposed to finally add real stakes to the MCU and it absolutely didn't. Disney/Marvel wanted to have their cake and eat it too and that's cowardly storytelling to me. 

04/27/2018 - 10:21pm Thanos told him he should

Thanos told him he should have gone for the head. 

04/17/2018 - 4:06pm Kenny G? Get your shit

Kenny G? Get your shit together Washington. 

04/03/2018 - 12:19am Or at least gotten a

Or at least gotten a one-armed man to do it. 

04/02/2018 - 10:58pm That's the most NBA ready

That's the most NBA ready part of his game. 

04/02/2018 - 10:46pm Michigan on defense?

Michigan on defense? Foul. 

Michigan on offense? Also a foul. 

Fuck this. 

04/02/2018 - 10:38pm i hate this sport

i hate this sport

04/02/2018 - 9:49pm Brunson is getting pissed

Brunson is getting pissed because he thought this would be easier and he's still getting every call. 

04/02/2018 - 9:46pm Fuck Brunson. He's gonna get

Fuck Brunson. He's gonna get every single call tonight. 

04/02/2018 - 9:41pm Officials gave Nova as many

Officials gave Nova as many possessions as possible there and they still came up empty. 

04/02/2018 - 9:19pm Am I the only one that's way

Am I the only one that's way less nervous when we're big underdogs like this?

04/01/2018 - 2:20pm Again, it is not illegal for

Again, it is not illegal for coaches to meet with agents. The documents do not reveal shuttling of funds to Villanova or its players. There are three names of former players (all gone from Nova since at the latest 2011) listed as outstanding balances on an expense report for an agency that represents those players. It seems way more likely those are expenses related to their professional careers given the timing of the expense report.

04/01/2018 - 12:54pm Not only is that non-specific

Not only is that non-specific about which coaches but it is perfectly legal to meet with agents. The list of Villanova players that took loans from the agency likely occurred AFTER their time at Villanova, which is also legal. I realize it would be a whole lot easier to make Nova a villain, but they have not been implicated as one of the bad guys... yet. Maybe we should give them the benefit of the doubt. 

04/01/2018 - 12:25pm They are

They are not.…

03/31/2018 - 11:02pm According to Kenpom Kansas

According to Kenpom Kansas has a much better offense than Michigan. Vice versa for the defenses. 

03/31/2018 - 8:47pm Causation


03/31/2018 - 7:28pm Simpson is just off tonight. 

Simpson is just off tonight. 

03/31/2018 - 6:56pm Dude, this is not 4chan. Get

Dude, this is not 4chan. Get that shit outta here. 

03/31/2018 - 6:53pm I trust Beilein's

I trust Beilein's adjustments. 

03/29/2018 - 12:34pm Oh hell yeah. All hail

Oh hell yeah. All hail Beilein, Champion of the West. 

03/29/2018 - 11:56am No one roots for another team

No one roots for another team in their conference unless that team is completely innocuous like Northwestern or Vanderbilt. No sane Michigan fan on the planet would ever root for MSU or OSU simply because they are in the B1G. In fact, they root against them. I know plenty of OSU fans here in Seattle that hope Michigan gets curb stomped in this final four. Even the SEC chant is disengeuous and designed to just piss of other fans because the people that chant it at a game are fans of the team they are currently watching. There weren't any "S-E-C" chants at this past title game because there wasn't a group of opposing fans from a different conference to talk shit to. 

03/28/2018 - 10:01pm They always were. 

They always were. 

03/28/2018 - 7:06pm fuck off

fuck off

03/28/2018 - 5:55pm Anyone saying he can't coach

Anyone saying he can't coach defense is at least partially correct. Luckily Beilein has the intelligence, and the humility, to admit this so he found guys to help where his own coaching is weakest. 

03/26/2018 - 5:04pm Ask Joan Wilder. 

Ask Joan Wilder. 

03/25/2018 - 7:29pm Hahahahahahahahaha, this was

Hahahahahahahahaha, this was the perfect way for Allen's career to end. 

03/25/2018 - 7:12pm couldn't have happened to a

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy too. 

03/23/2018 - 12:17pm Blair=/=Baird and Trey hit a

Blair=/=Baird and Trey hit a 3 in the regional semifinal not the national semifinal. The rest was aces.

On a separate note, wasn't Dodd the guy who didn't realize his twitter follows were public and it was filled with porn? 

03/23/2018 - 12:24am Gotta go through a 9 and then

Gotta go through a 9 and then either a 9 or an 11. Literally best case scenario for Michigan. I had no idea luck was allowed to break M's way. 

03/20/2018 - 4:33pm I too believe he was unripe

I too believe he was unripe and only fit for green boys. 

03/19/2018 - 3:16pm It's actually pretty easy:

It's actually pretty easy: Michigan had the better season, got the better seed, won the game. Sampson can think whatever he wants but he's the one going home because his team wasn't actually better in any real way. 

03/18/2018 - 11:31pm But not in our hearts...

But not in our hearts...


or the seed line

03/18/2018 - 11:12pm Michigan is now the highest

Michigan is now the highest remaining seed on their SIDE of the bracket.