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07/17/2018 - 4:32pm I don't really name cars,…

I don't really name cars, but I do refer to them as "she".  Boats and planes too... all "she".   Not really sure why.

My kids, however, like names.  Most are pretty generic... The Blue Truck, That Shitbox wait that's me on the van.  So I guess I do name vehicles, but only when profanity helps me deal with whatever is currently happening with said vehicle. 

We got a Yukon a couple months ago.  My sister has a Tahoe...they call it Taco.  So they started calling the Yukon Yucko.  Taco and Yucko.  My oldest son sometimes refers to the Yukon as the Chariot.  Smoother ride though, and more horses.

07/16/2018 - 9:43am To someone named Charles:  …

To someone named Charles:  "What's up Chuck?"

Interrupt while they answer "It's puke!"

I did this to a guy daily, sometimes hourly, at a job the summer before college.  Probably deserved a beat down by aforementioned Charles.

07/15/2018 - 10:04pm Strike outs and HRs.  Live…

Strike outs and HRs.  Live by the sword, die by the sword.

07/12/2018 - 10:18pm This maneuver is worthy of…

This maneuver is worthy of nomination for the Bharat Ratna.

06/27/2018 - 11:17am Well said.

Well said.

06/23/2018 - 6:43pm 3 spots too low in my book.

3 spots too low in my book.

06/23/2018 - 9:51am This is a complete and total…

This is a complete and total shock to me and the world.

Said no Juan ever.

06/22/2018 - 6:10pm Translation = "I don't want…

Translation = "I don't want to hear you because I don't agree with you and I don't like what you're saying."

Nah, nothing dangerous about hearing only those who think and say the same things you do and silencing those who don't.  Carry on.

Maybe he's a douchebag who writes crap.... douchebags have their place in this world too.  I don't know what exactly for, but I somehow move forward anyway.

06/22/2018 - 11:13am I second that.  All in favor…

I second that.  All in favor say "Aye".

06/22/2018 - 10:47am We're in alliance with…

We're in alliance with Florida, but won't they want to play to win at some point?

06/21/2018 - 12:24am I wonder how long it would…

I wonder how long it would take before I'd despise Jim Harbaugh.  I mean... I love the guy.... but from a safe distance... i.e. my seat in the stands, or separated by a TV screen.

06/15/2018 - 1:12pm This does look really good. …

This does look really good.  Get me a seat level shot, Rumsey!

06/08/2018 - 3:04pm HAIL BEN FLANAGAN!

HAIL and…



06/01/2018 - 3:34pm HELLS NO


05/31/2018 - 12:22pm Your mother was a hamster and

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

05/31/2018 - 12:18pm Gooderest


05/21/2018 - 9:12pm Who are you? Who am I?

Who are you? Who am I?

05/18/2018 - 12:47am To HELL with Notre

To HELL with Notre Dame.

Michigan 30 ND 17.  "It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine" echoes through the concourse as we leave their stadium.  Raback it, BKFInest it, The Knowledge it, Roll Damn Tide it, flippin' take that shite to the bank.

05/15/2018 - 4:41pm I hate how Onstar rates my

I hate how Onstar rates my driving now.  I forget what it's called, but you can log into your Onstar account and basically get a report card....numeric range from 0 you drove your car into a building, up to 100 you are the angelic saint of drivers.  Counts hard accelleration events, hard stops... doesn't care if you did either in reaction to some other jackass on the road with you.  If you drive late a mark against.  I feel like someone is looking over my shoulder all the time..... because someone is!  Supposedly you can qualify for reduced insurance rates if you score well enough, but I ain't holdin' my breath on that.

05/15/2018 - 4:33pm Arrogant bastard!
I have deep

Arrogant bastard!

I have deep and abiding hatred for our minivan.  Setting that aside, for utility vehicles that don't have to go offroad a minivan is hard to beat.

05/15/2018 - 4:28pm 2004 GMC Sierra.  257,000

2004 GMC Sierra.  257,000 miles and counting.  Little stuff in the interior going out, but she still runs strong.

05/11/2018 - 8:55am I've wondered that too, now

I've wondered that too, now and in the past.  Troll job?  Hope not.

05/03/2018 - 12:38pm Regardless of what the

Regardless of what the medical report is, what about Mo's say?  He's not 40, but he's a grown man.  If he's well educated on his circumstances and he wants to play, then why not?  The Raiders are somehow responsible for Mo's choices now?

05/03/2018 - 7:45am How about football coach AND

How about football coach AND tour guide?

04/29/2018 - 3:44pm The photo at the top of the

The photo at the top of the article.... looks like Shea is throwing it to the wrong guy.  None of that please!

04/11/2018 - 11:33pm Porcupine Mountains

Porcupine Mountains

Lake Gogebic

A li'l more west into Wisconsin..... the Apostle Islands.  Pretty sweet.

A li'l more more west.... Duluth MN.  Neat town in spite of their damn hockey team. I'll give them the nod for beating Notre Dame, but PFAUGH otherwise.

Over east of Saint Ignace....the Les Cheneaux Islands are awesome in the summer.  Hessel and Cedarville...tiny towns but awesome.  Great little ice cream place in Cedarville next to the public docks.

A li'l more east into Canada... Manatoulin Island.  Cross at the Locks, head east.  Can take a car ferry off Manatoulin to Tobermory and make the loop around the east side of Lake Huron back to Michigan.    

04/08/2018 - 9:25pm FIFY:  Actively ensuring that

FIFY:  Actively ensuring that someone's sickness continues is murder. 


04/03/2018 - 12:34pm Should have bought this E9

Should have bought this E9 BMW back in 2011.  Really regret that I didn't.  It was located way out west, I had never shipped a car before, blah blah blah.  These cars have shot up in value over the past few years...not that I would have bought it to sell.  I'd be drivin' it!  Summer only, the tin worm eats these real quick.  I really need to delete the photos and forget about it.

03/30/2018 - 2:15pm I'm probably gonna go to hell

I'm probably gonna go to hell for this, but that made me think of saggy boobs.

03/29/2018 - 1:07pm Credit to Seth as always


03/22/2018 - 11:37am Obligatory to hell with Notre

Obligatory to hell with Notre Dame! Tiddlywinks, tic-tac-toe, Shoots-N-Ladders.... I don't care what the game is, every time Notre Dame loses an angel gets its wings.

03/18/2018 - 3:42pm This whole thread is chock

This whole thread is chock full of whining.  What do you think opposing fans do?  What do you think our own fans do?  What sounds like music to one side sounds like a politically incorrect scalded cat to the other side.

03/14/2018 - 10:16am Try out "sonoluminescence"

Try out "sonoluminescence" from the comments in the Steven Hawking thread.  Can learn somethin' new every day on this blog.

03/13/2018 - 9:40am THIS kind of stuff.  The

THIS kind of stuff.  The Michigan Difference.

03/08/2018 - 10:47pm'd think I'd know'd think I'd know better given the number of times that movie has been on in the car.  My kids!  I swear... not me.

03/08/2018 - 5:32pm Isn't Geoffrey the giraffe

Isn't Geoffrey the giraffe with Chris Rock's voice?  If yes, I could see that.

03/08/2018 - 5:13pm Might say "Quit drinking and

Might say "Quit drinking and go to bed."


03/08/2018 - 9:25am I'm gonna go with this view,

I'm gonna go with this view, even though I really hate the Buckeyes more.

03/04/2018 - 9:58pm The best teams are a matchup

The best teams are a matchup nightmare for everyone.  The way we're playing right now, no one wants to see us in their bracket.  Hope we don't cool off during Delany's asinine gap between now and the big dance.

03/04/2018 - 1:12pm "It's entirely possible that

"It's entirely possible that as of right now, Michigan is better.  When a team beats you by double digits, on the road and at a neutral sight you have to consider the possibility."

Way to back into that.  Yeah... I'd say there's more than a possibility.

02/21/2018 - 9:23pm Not quite as new as you, it

Not quite as new as you, it would appear.

02/21/2018 - 4:47pm After a Buckeye and his wife

After a Buckeye and his wife get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

02/21/2018 - 3:42pm I catch those NatGeo shows

I catch those NatGeo shows every once in a while.  I lived in Alaska for a little bit.....not a "live off the land" situation, but out in the middle of nowhere.  I can only stand those shows for so long...bunch of scripted drama.

Pan fried works for me!  A little breading, a nice Alaskan Brown to wash it down!  Ale, not bear.

02/21/2018 - 3:22pm That stick in your ass.....

That stick in your ass..... is that there all the time?

02/21/2018 - 3:21pm How do y'all like your otter

How do y'all like your otter cooked?  Medium?  Medium rare?  Might be gamey, I'll go with medium well and use a spicy marinade.

02/19/2018 - 8:52pm Lots of good advice on here! 

Lots of good advice on here!  Especially the one about making sure you are well capitalized.

All I can add:  make sure Mrs. Dennis is fully aware and on board.  I started my own business 9 years ago, and Mrs. k1400's support has been essential throughout.  It's hard to focus on the business if you're having to fight battles at home, especially if going through some lean times.

02/19/2018 - 7:48pm Kellog:  "Missing from the

Kellog:  "Missing from the free throw line is like going to the grocery store with no money."


02/08/2018 - 10:55am k1400 grades ESPN at an F- 

k1400 grades ESPN at an F- 

02/02/2018 - 11:09am He shouldn't have said a

He shouldn't have said a word, just went right at Nassar.  Might have gotten a couple in.

I think maybe Aquilina's comments along the lines of "if cruel and unusual punishment were allowed I'd let a lot of people abuse you[Nassar]" were what made this man think he could even ask that question in a court.

02/02/2018 - 10:58am Can any MGoDocs answer the

Can any MGoDocs answer the part about "there is legitimate medical treatment that involves....even penetrations".  Is that really true?  I know it's true in some situations, but I mean within the context of gymnastics and the types of injuries resulting from that activity.

I have 2 young daughters in gymnastics.  If what Nassar's attorney said is true how would I, or my girls, know the point at which the Dr. is crossing the line between legitmate treatment and rape? 

I'm not trying to say this about the Nassar situation, I'm asking so if my girls get hurt I can know the difference and help them know the difference. 

If those kinds of procedures are medically legitimate in some gymnastic injury situations, maybe they should be performed by women when the injured person is female...?  Not saying that would preclude all possibility of rape, but maybe reduce the chances of it.