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10/11/2018 - 8:17pm Might be worth mentioning…

Might be worth mentioning that you have to be off the U of M golf course 2 hours after the game.  Could be important to some.

08/31/2018 - 1:46pm The whole shame vs…

The whole shame vs. exaltation thing I guess.

08/31/2018 - 12:24pm Loss: Spank

Win:  Spank…

Loss: Spank

Win:  Spank someone else

08/31/2018 - 12:21pm My wife and I will be there…

My wife and I will be there.  Second game at South Bend, last one was 2006.  Here's to that history repeating itself!

08/31/2018 - 10:58am And he keeps doing it.

And he keeps doing it over and over.

08/31/2018 - 10:03am Section 118, I hollar at you…

Section 118, I'll hollar at you from the opposite end!


08/09/2018 - 12:41am I don't mind getting beat up…

I don't mind getting beat up, but hell doesn't anyone read the user tags?   I actually spelled the word sarcasm out.  Maybe should have used /s.

Well yeah, in fairness I don't read the user tags either.  

My points don't go down, but I feel the dong punches. 7 years on the board and I knew this would make the sharks circle, so I deserve it.  Feel the imaginary hate flow through me to the Dark Side.

Our moderators who art in Ann Arbor, or connected thereto via the interwebs

Hallowed be thy keystrokes

And if I be bolivia'd before I wake

I pray the Ghost of Tom Harmon thy muse to take

Damn formatting, amen

08/08/2018 - 11:19pm Yeah it's no good when you…

Yeah it's no good when you have to explain it.

08/08/2018 - 11:08pm Fair enough. 

I wonder what…

Fair enough. 

I wonder what the exchange rate is these days, USD to Boliviano?

08/08/2018 - 10:58pm HA!  Dang, no one can take a…

HA!  Dang, no one can take a joke around here these days.

I guess Billy Blanks is too far in the way back machine for you folks.  Damn my typo on the possessive though.

08/08/2018 - 12:16pm Sometimes I do not do that…

Sometimes I do not do that thing, but sometimes I do.  Sometimes it is fun.  Sometimes not so much.

08/08/2018 - 12:09pm Not surprised there's an…

Not surprised there's an official name for it.  I can even understand using that in some situations.  This situation though....disregard what is real, figure out what is most publicly acceptable, spin as needed.  I guess that's public life in general though. 

08/08/2018 - 9:55am Sometimes I wonder if this…

Sometimes I wonder if this kind of information gets pushed "out there" just to test the waters and see what the public reaction would be to a given course of action.  Use someone semi-creditable (McElroy)...float out a scenario through "sources"....see what the reaction and rumblings are....adjust course accordingly. 

08/02/2018 - 12:16pm Prayers for you and your…

Prayers for you and your family Ace.  Props to Brian for supporting you 100%.  The right thing is the right thing.  

08/01/2018 - 12:26pm Now that's in my head. …

Now that's in my head.  Curse you, your hippy username, and your icon photo edit that makes Don Brown look like Wilford Brimley!

Agggghh...I can see this happening.  Some men just want to watch the world burn.

08/01/2018 - 12:19pm My wife and I went to the ND…

My wife and I went to the ND game in 2006 the year before we were married.  Stomped Brady Quinn and that damn leprechaun 47-21.  Prescott Burgess with the pick 6 early!  "It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine" echoed on their concourse... hard to put in words how awesome that was.

My wife got me tickets to this year's game for Fathers Day.  We're gonna be singing it again!  This D is gonna put Wimbush's head on a spike.

07/31/2018 - 3:17pm E9 BMWs, BMW 507, mid 60s…

E9 BMWs, BMW 507, mid 60s Bill Thomas Cheetah, De Tomaso Mangusta, Ferrari 250 all variants.  I thought the G8 was pretty cool before they put Pontiac down for the dirt nap.  GM has the Malibu, but it is completely soul-less.  A throwback '66/'67 Chevelle Malibu on the other hand...

Oh wait.....I need to be able to afford to buy it in a heartbeat?  Uh... Chevy Chevette (The Shove It)


07/30/2018 - 4:43pm Maybe it's just really hard…

Maybe it's just really hard to tell when Harbaugh is joking.  I've done that before...say something off the wall, stone cold serious face.  Never go back and say you were just kidding.  People don't know how to take it, unless they know you real well. 

07/28/2018 - 2:08pm +1 for rating PUD as…

+1 for rating PUD as underrated.

07/17/2018 - 4:32pm I don't really name cars,…

I don't really name cars, but I do refer to them as "she".  Boats and planes too... all "she".   Not really sure why.

My kids, however, like names.  Most are pretty generic... The Blue Truck, That Shitbox wait that's me on the van.  So I guess I do name vehicles, but only when profanity helps me deal with whatever is currently happening with said vehicle. 

We got a Yukon a couple months ago.  My sister has a Tahoe...they call it Taco.  So they started calling the Yukon Yucko.  Taco and Yucko.  My oldest son sometimes refers to the Yukon as the Chariot.  Smoother ride though, and more horses.

07/16/2018 - 9:43am To someone named Charles:  …

To someone named Charles:  "What's up Chuck?"

Interrupt while they answer "It's puke!"

I did this to a guy daily, sometimes hourly, at a job the summer before college.  Probably deserved a beat down by aforementioned Charles.

07/15/2018 - 10:04pm Strike outs and HRs.  Live…

Strike outs and HRs.  Live by the sword, die by the sword.

07/12/2018 - 10:18pm This maneuver is worthy of…

This maneuver is worthy of nomination for the Bharat Ratna.

06/27/2018 - 11:17am Well said.

Well said.

06/23/2018 - 6:43pm 3 spots too low in my book.

3 spots too low in my book.

06/23/2018 - 9:51am This is a complete and total…

This is a complete and total shock to me and the world.

Said no Juan ever.

06/22/2018 - 6:10pm Translation = "I don't want…

Translation = "I don't want to hear you because I don't agree with you and I don't like what you're saying."

Nah, nothing dangerous about hearing only those who think and say the same things you do and silencing those who don't.  Carry on.

Maybe he's a douchebag who writes crap.... douchebags have their place in this world too.  I don't know what exactly for, but I somehow move forward anyway.

06/22/2018 - 11:13am I second that.  All in favor…

I second that.  All in favor say "Aye".

06/22/2018 - 10:47am We're in alliance with…

We're in alliance with Florida, but won't they want to play to win at some point?

06/21/2018 - 12:24am I wonder how long it would…

I wonder how long it would take before I'd despise Jim Harbaugh.  I mean... I love the guy.... but from a safe distance... i.e. my seat in the stands, or separated by a TV screen.

06/15/2018 - 1:12pm This does look really good. …

This does look really good.  Get me a seat level shot, Rumsey!

06/08/2018 - 3:04pm HAIL BEN FLANAGAN!

HAIL and…



06/01/2018 - 3:34pm HELLS NO


05/31/2018 - 12:22pm Your mother was a hamster and

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

05/31/2018 - 12:18pm Gooderest


05/21/2018 - 9:12pm Who are you? Who am I?

Who are you? Who am I?

05/18/2018 - 12:47am To HELL with Notre

To HELL with Notre Dame.

Michigan 30 ND 17.  "It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine" echoes through the concourse as we leave their stadium.  Raback it, BKFInest it, The Knowledge it, Roll Damn Tide it, flippin' take that shite to the bank.

05/15/2018 - 4:41pm I hate how Onstar rates my

I hate how Onstar rates my driving now.  I forget what it's called, but you can log into your Onstar account and basically get a report card....numeric range from 0 you drove your car into a building, up to 100 you are the angelic saint of drivers.  Counts hard accelleration events, hard stops... doesn't care if you did either in reaction to some other jackass on the road with you.  If you drive late a mark against.  I feel like someone is looking over my shoulder all the time..... because someone is!  Supposedly you can qualify for reduced insurance rates if you score well enough, but I ain't holdin' my breath on that.

05/15/2018 - 4:33pm Arrogant bastard!
I have deep

Arrogant bastard!

I have deep and abiding hatred for our minivan.  Setting that aside, for utility vehicles that don't have to go offroad a minivan is hard to beat.

05/15/2018 - 4:28pm 2004 GMC Sierra.  257,000

2004 GMC Sierra.  257,000 miles and counting.  Little stuff in the interior going out, but she still runs strong.

05/11/2018 - 8:55am I've wondered that too, now

I've wondered that too, now and in the past.  Troll job?  Hope not.

05/03/2018 - 12:38pm Regardless of what the

Regardless of what the medical report is, what about Mo's say?  He's not 40, but he's a grown man.  If he's well educated on his circumstances and he wants to play, then why not?  The Raiders are somehow responsible for Mo's choices now?

05/03/2018 - 7:45am How about football coach AND

How about football coach AND tour guide?

04/29/2018 - 3:44pm The photo at the top of the

The photo at the top of the article.... looks like Shea is throwing it to the wrong guy.  None of that please!

04/11/2018 - 11:33pm Porcupine Mountains

Porcupine Mountains

Lake Gogebic

A li'l more west into Wisconsin..... the Apostle Islands.  Pretty sweet.

A li'l more more west.... Duluth MN.  Neat town in spite of their damn hockey team. I'll give them the nod for beating Notre Dame, but PFAUGH otherwise.

Over east of Saint Ignace....the Les Cheneaux Islands are awesome in the summer.  Hessel and Cedarville...tiny towns but awesome.  Great little ice cream place in Cedarville next to the public docks.

A li'l more east into Canada... Manatoulin Island.  Cross at the Locks, head east.  Can take a car ferry off Manatoulin to Tobermory and make the loop around the east side of Lake Huron back to Michigan.    

04/08/2018 - 9:25pm FIFY:  Actively ensuring that

FIFY:  Actively ensuring that someone's sickness continues is murder. 


04/03/2018 - 12:34pm Should have bought this E9

Should have bought this E9 BMW back in 2011.  Really regret that I didn't.  It was located way out west, I had never shipped a car before, blah blah blah.  These cars have shot up in value over the past few years...not that I would have bought it to sell.  I'd be drivin' it!  Summer only, the tin worm eats these real quick.  I really need to delete the photos and forget about it.

03/30/2018 - 2:15pm I'm probably gonna go to hell

I'm probably gonna go to hell for this, but that made me think of saggy boobs.

03/29/2018 - 1:07pm Credit to Seth as always


03/22/2018 - 11:37am Obligatory to hell with Notre

Obligatory to hell with Notre Dame! Tiddlywinks, tic-tac-toe, Shoots-N-Ladders.... I don't care what the game is, every time Notre Dame loses an angel gets its wings.