Worst claims from fans?

After the loss today (or I guess yesterday at this point), I went to the store to pick up some Coke before I headed over to the Chinese restaurant to pick up dinner. When I was checking out, the cashier who has been working there for at least 10 years now asks me if I think there will be a new coach after this season. I am already a little exhausted after watching another late game break down and I respond with a brisk "No." He continues to say, "Well, some of us were talking about it and..." That's where I cut him off and said "He just signed his contract which has a buyout of 4 million dollars for his first three seasons. He is going to be around for 3 or more seasons." I could have gone on in my reasoning but I had just finished paying and I didn't feel like taking the time to educate someone who obviously has chosen to be ignorant already.

I had heard about people calling for his head, but I guess everyone that I associate with knows at least a little bit about what is going on and understood going into the season that this wouldn't be a good season.

So, now, I am curious to read what other outrageous claims other people have heard.