... bitches
tea into the pond outside my apartment. Actually, I don't have tea so I chucked a packet of Swiss Miss hot cocoa from my patio.
Wrong country, fool
Halftime is around 20 minutes, correct?
Now I see why SI said that any one of our three goalies could start for England.
From ESPN's profile on Robert Green:
Style: Confident, calm, a goalkeeper who does the simple things well.
Pick it out you fucking Nigel! Nothing fills me with joy more than another sorry ass English keeper. All we need is a heavenly helping hand on the next one and they'll be throwing themselves in the Thames.
USA!
to show off my new avatar. :)
Is it just me or is this broadcast utter garbage? They go to long, slow motion replays every 90 seconds, cutting away from the live action to show Capello yelling or Howard wincing. I don't give a fuck about that. Stop cutting the live feed to show tedious replays. ESPN's broadcasts have been good so far, but this is rubbish.
Also, lol Robert Green.
...FIFA feed. Exactly the sort of thing they did during last year's Confederations Cup. Endless super slow mo replays.
Yes. I hate these slo-mo replays of guys pulling their shirt over their head. I mean, who thinks these things up?
If I know anything about fighting the English, it's "aim small, miss small". Second half, lets do this!
...picks up a yellow for a deliberate handball.
...for Ledley King. Two subs used by England. None for USA.
HOw did you get a picture up of the USA MVP so fast?
...the offsides rule. They call it for players who don't make themselves part of the play. That was a change a few years ago.
Huge save by Timmy.
...experiment is not working. Bring on Holden or Buddle.
...USS Normandy, finest warship in the US Navy.
If the US can survive this barrage of opportunities by England, I like our chances later in the game.
New U.S. strategy: let Heskey do whatever he wants?
strong in the position of goaltending it runs.
Whatever it is... I'm thinking Altidore's fake 40 isn't very fake.
...picks up the yellow.
That's a red if Michael Bradley does it. Crap.
And a much-deserved booking it was, too.
Here it comes again for Gerrard.
...picks up the yellow for the high challenge. Boot to Dempsey's knee.
Wow, I simply love Onyewu's neck beard.
That thing has got to go.
If by 'go' you mean 'the entire team needs to grow theirs to match'...then yes.
....cleans up the mess and you hear the crowd yell GOOOCH above the din of the vuvuzelas.
....that was scary. Have to do better marking on set pieces.
What a run by Jozy!
....that was a great run by Jozy. Save by Green goes off the post.
ARGH I almost feel like Altidore HAS to score on that one.
scared my cat half to death, i believe
...to be down to 10 men for a little while they attend to Johnson.
once they stop the bleeding is he allowed to just jump back on the field?
...referee allows him on. He's back.
Next stoppage I think.
he has to wait for the ref's OK.
...I did it again.
...scramble. This is going to be a tense 20 minutes.
anyone else get really nervous every time england pushes forward? i dont trust the back line at all...
not marking very well back there.
...manhandling Heskey. Rooney a hair short on that opportunity.
Letting Rooney go all by himself behind the play doesn't seem like a very sound strategy.
...after that yellow. Too much of a risk to keep him in.
for Findley?