OT: Crazy things you witnessed at sporting events

Submitted by DISCUSS Man on

This is for crazy things you have seen from FANS at sporting events.

Fights, flashings, sex, drunks fighting in the bathroom etc. I want to hear your entertaining stories about wild fan behavior at sporting events.

I just gave mine away right there. At at a Lions game in the mid-00s I saw a man and woman engaging in intercourse inside a parking garage on the hood of a car. In November.

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The Dude

April 18th, 2015 at 8:05 PM ^

I went to a game with some people I knew. 3 got kicked out for smoking in the stairwell and another one passed out in the bathroom and was helped out. Since they were my ride I had to leave...moments after I left Peter Bondra got his 500th career goal...needless to say I was pissed because that is a historic moment. that only 42 players have ever achieved.

Joined: 09/13/2014

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bluins

April 18th, 2015 at 8:13 PM ^

It was the first game following the breaking of the Sandusky scandal. All power was out in the South Endzone, including in the bathrooms. Went in there in the pitch black and guys were just yelling out "It's Sandusky shower time" and "don't worry I'm just teaching him how to shower". It was more than just a few people calling things out and it was actually pretty hilarious.

Joined: 07/07/2011

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Boner Stabone

April 18th, 2015 at 8:21 PM ^

I am surprised no one has mentioned this one.  Sitting in the North end zone, I am at the game with my Dad, little sister who was 13 at the time and her friend.  All of a sudden running right at us from the South end zone was a streaker.  He gets to the end zone and strikes the Heisman pose before being captured by security.  The look on my little sister's face and her friend were priceless.  

Joined: 01/06/2015

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rschreiber91

April 18th, 2015 at 9:53 PM ^

My sophomore year, and my seats were near what was supposedly guys from the hockey team. One of the hockey guys came to the game in a wheelchair, just so they could sneak in a pony keg at the back of the chair and do keg stands all game. It was awesome - wished I could have pulled that off. Even better, there was a college age Miami (YTM) fan sitting nearby who was rooting a little too hard for the Canes dressed in his Miami gear. These same guys that were supposedly from the hockey team picked the Canes fan up and ripped all of his clothes off him down to his boxers. No joke. He ran out of the stadium and came back less than 10 mins later wearing all Michigan stuff. The whole section stared at him when he walked back in, and he just held up an index finger and said, "Michigan - No. 1" and the student section cheered. It was crazy - if we could have, we would have had subs.

Joined: 10/10/2012

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Gunga Galunga

April 18th, 2015 at 10:33 PM ^

On the infield at the Indy 500 in '95 near turn 3, there was a huge Samoan guy with a wood platform on top of his van. He would go into the surrounding crowd of drunks and collect dollar bills, and get back on his van and hold the wad of bills in the air for any girl to come on the van and get naked. I saw about 10-15 drunk girls get completely naked on that van and got some great pictures on my disposable camera, which my ex-wife threw away when she found them. Then on the walk back to my car, which is in residential neighborhoods,we saw a college aged kid passed out cold in somebody's yard. His buddies just left him there and all of these people are just walking by him like he's not there. It took us 3 hours to find my car because we paid someone $20 to park in their backyard and couldn't remember where the fucking house was. Would love to still have those pictures...fucking bitch of an ex.

Joined: 08/31/2013

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MGoBlue22

April 20th, 2015 at 10:21 AM ^

I cannot recall exactly where I was at the time (I have to believe it was somewhere deep in Nascar country), but I witnessed several impatient adults decide that, in lieu of waiting for the portajohns to become unoccupied, they would use instead use coolers in which to relieve their internal "baggage".  Needless to say, the site of this was bad, but the resulting smell was even worse.  

Joined: 02/09/2009

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