META: Here are our MP3 files for 'It's Been Sainristil All Along' and 'You've Got a Text'
Now that we know the Great Sign Stealing Conspiracy was Mike Sainristil watching tape this whole time, you too can have a copy of Patrick Barron's edit of Agatha All Along.
Right-click/download: https://mgoblog.com/sites/default/files/2024-03/Sainristil%20All%20Along.mp3
Also if you want Carl Grapentine telling you that you've got a text, here's that:
https://mgoblog.com/sites/default/files/2024-03/grapentine%20text%20message.mp3
Mikey is a talented and hardworking legend that gave us lifetime memories. Yet we all know that no one watches more film than one Rod Moore.
Edit: I gave the song a listen… hilarious stuff 😂
Lol, the Agatha all along song was a bright spot in a really disappointing second half of Wandavision. Love this.
I loved wandavision. All of it.
Mike made it look so easy. He was THAT good. Probably my favorite player on the championship season, but so many good players.
I'm going to have to listen to the podcast.
Mike Sainristil is arguably my favorite Michigan player. I think it was because expectations were low, but right away in 2022-3 you could tell he was different. He was in and around almost every defensive play. Maybe 0 is a more noticeable number, but even when he wasn't making the play, he'd be right there.
If you’re looking to use the Grapentine sample as a text alert on the iPhone, it’s not a simple process. I found this video very helpful and it worked:
We still cheated. Just go to Twitter and ask any buckeye. We knew they were gonna pass with an empty back filed and JJ only completed passes because he knew what play was called by the D. We hacked their practice footage and hypnotized Ryan Day in his sleep to give up the playbook. I’m sure I’m missing something, but you all get the gist.
You missed the hacking of communications from the booth to the o$u coaches on the field...we have the smartest staff in all of CFB!
And we secretly fed the penguin meth, and gave him a whistle…
We hypnotized Day to make him punt on every fourth and short, and we infused the gatorade and water supply with estrogen to counter the overwhelming toughness from such a tough team that is very, very tough and is NOT compensating in any way for the self-loathing that comes with being a program that was once known for toughness and is now a glorified 7 on 7 squad.