dex

July 24th, 2008 at 12:38 PM ^

They changed drunk driving laws to account for implied intent - so what about this? These children were using a public bathroom. A PUBLIC bathroom. Therefore, they have implied whatever they do in that bathroom can be used by the PUBLIC. I see no crime here.

sca1zi

July 24th, 2008 at 12:44 PM ^

I saw this a few weeks back. If they could put this in Tiki torches, the could create the perfect OSU-WVU cocktail. Any suggestions for names ?

WolvinLA

July 24th, 2008 at 12:46 PM ^

I don't see this as a crime either. However, I do see it as being pretty fucked up. And he's from Columbus, which makes it funny. If this guy was from Colorado, it's just a weird story. Since he's from Columbus, it's awesome. WV would do as well.

big gay heart

July 24th, 2008 at 12:49 PM ^

One would think piss would be too salty to enjoy drinking. And, can this guy really taste a difference between boy urine and other urine? I can see post-menopausalurine having a different taste for lack of calcium, but one would imaging the piss of a 35 year old and an 8 year would taste mostly the same.

ts

July 24th, 2008 at 1:32 PM ^

Drinking little boy's pee is finally illegal in Ohio? Tressel is so fucked. OK, that wasn't very original but it had to be said. This thread can die now.

dex

July 24th, 2008 at 1:10 PM ^

If someone offered me $5 to pee in a cup for them when I was 8, I would have done it no questions asked. Just sayin'

hat

July 24th, 2008 at 1:16 PM ^

Maybe the worst thing about this story is that because of this pervert, a woman's going to make her nine-year-old son go with her to the ladies' room. Poor kid.

chitownblue (not verified)

July 24th, 2008 at 1:37 PM ^

I was about to say - what's going to fuck this kid up more: getting cash to piss in a cup, or having his mom take him to the ladies room for the next 5 years?