Need Help Dealing With Monday Morning Sparty

To be honest, my greatest expectation in any M football season is that we beat MSU.  As the ubiquitous enemy, a loss to these troglodytes is particularly painful.  It is the one time each year that waiters, stock clerks, and police officers (I am not using hyperbole here) can thumb their noses at us.  Now that we have lost in horrific fashion, we need, as a group, to devise rebuttals to Monday morning Sparty ( a new breed around here) that will help them to understand their rightful place in the socioeconomic hierarchy in this great state.  Suggestions should follow.