OSU jokes help
I need your help. I'm in a class and my professor is an OSU fan and he asked us our favorite college football team and I'm the only UM fan and now he keeps on making fun of Michigan I nerd your help I need some good things to get back at him with. I'm haven't been a fan for a very long time so I really don't know that much history about our program to get back at him.
Q: Why is the state of Michigan shaped like a hand?
A: So it can reach down and slap the shit out of Ohio.
April 19th, 2010 at 11:06 PM ^
I guess it's good to know OSU-UM jokes haven't updated since 1983.
April 20th, 2010 at 12:47 AM ^
Why did Ohio State have to cancel their Christmas play?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you get when you drive through Columbus at 25 MPH?
A diploma. Also herpes.
What is the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
"Ann Arbor: 189 miles"
Paint it to look like an SEC endzone