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01/29/2012 - 11:48pm And lo, he saw the butthurt,

And lo, he saw the butthurt, and it was good.

11/07/2011 - 9:19pm Boy

The bottom of that list sure has a lot of championships

07/22/2011 - 6:07pm we stole things?

we stole things?

04/10/2011 - 2:47pm From what I hear, dude couldn't run a route to save his life

I think he had trouble getting in even during garbage time.

04/10/2011 - 2:44pm He won a national

He won a national championship as a junior and 11 games as a senior (and that was without a running game). 

04/04/2011 - 7:42pm In both instances

they could go to med school and spend years studying and in residency, or they could make millions upon millions of dollars yearly playing a game they love, then coasting into an easy post-playing days life of "analysis" and commentating. Tough choice, I'm sure.

02/20/2011 - 6:55pm I just realized what this reminds me of

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash#The_Original_Cash

02/20/2011 - 6:48pm LOL U MAD?

The current state of MGoBoard distilled into one perfect post. 

EVERYONE

 

GET OUT YOUR RULERS AND UNZIP YOUR PANTALOONS

 

IT'S MEASURING TIME

01/17/2011 - 1:56pm Yes

Best post on MGo in approximately 17 years

12/28/2010 - 8:51pm (No subject)

11/18/2010 - 7:30pm I'll take the TRIFORCE OF COURAGE

THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE

THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE

to protect me 

11/18/2010 - 7:28pm lol "heavy package"

lol "heavy package"

11/18/2010 - 7:25pm Oh, I forgot

I'M HERE FOR THE NEG BANG

11/18/2010 - 7:24pm (No subject)
08/31/2010 - 9:48pm But...

aren't transfers a part of the MICHIGAN TRADITION too? 

08/27/2010 - 2:56pm Watch out for bears! [/lisp]

Watch out for bears! [/lisp]

08/26/2010 - 3:29pm (No subject)
08/23/2010 - 12:36am Edit: Actually

This adequately communicates how dismissively I'm wanking

08/18/2010 - 9:24pm Yes, but the teacups don't

Yes, but the teacups don't have the herp

08/18/2010 - 9:12pm I give dem boobies 4 FAKES

I give dem boobies 4 FAKES out of 5 

08/14/2010 - 12:56pm This is stupid

To declare one level of the game definitively better than the other is inherently ridiculous. You may prefer watching college football more, but that doesn't make it "better" than pro football. I'll wager if you grew up outside Foxboro, you'll find Patriots games a whole lot more compelling than even Ohio State-Michigan, while in SEC country, you wouldn't trade Florida-Alabama for Falcons-Saints in a million years. Sports fandom is an increasingly regionalist entity; in the Midwest, we're essentially divided down the middle between college and pro fandom, having a recent history of success at both levels (except for the Lions and Browns, I suppose). 

08/10/2010 - 8:45pm It was an exaggeration, but the point remains

There is presently a glut of mediocre, lead-footed white dudes at quarterback in the NFL. A mediocre guy who can run will probably warrant a roster spot.

08/10/2010 - 8:38pm Right

And the only junior on the OL anyone should be concerned about is Brewster, but he's about 6th or 7th on the list of likely early departures. 

08/10/2010 - 8:31pm poop
08/10/2010 - 8:29pm How long has Gus Frerotte been drawing a paycheck now?

Hell, Jake Delhomme made an entire career out of one super bowl half.

08/10/2010 - 8:28pm Really? 

Devier Posey was a

Really? 

Devier Posey was a five star

James Louis was a four star with offers from every Florida school and multiple SEC programs

Essentially the same story for Corey Brown.

Duron Carter (who will be back) was good enough to start on a BCS-bowl bound Buckeye team

And there are a host of other elite talents waiting in the wings: James Jackson, Chris Fields, even 6-7 Ty Williams, who's already getting rave reviews in spring practice.

08/08/2010 - 12:28am Please

A gay accountant would have a better sense of style.

08/08/2010 - 12:25am Rich Rod's hand looks like

Rich Rod's hand looks like the dude who got dumped in toxic waste in Robocop 

08/07/2010 - 4:16pm DAY MAN
08/06/2010 - 8:47pm This thread sucks

I'm here to spiff it up with Gaslight Anthem 

08/05/2010 - 2:54pm Potato Salad!

Potato Salad! 

08/05/2010 - 2:48pm I MGoThrew Up In My Mouth 

I MGoThrew Up In My Mouth 

08/04/2010 - 2:04pm Thinly veiled racism

Is the best kind of racism 

08/02/2010 - 7:52pm .... Oh, that was different!

08/02/2010 - 1:48pm NAH MAN

LORD TRE$$EL GOT IN THERE WITH THE DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ Y'ALL AND STAMPED OUT THIS STORY WITH NARY A QUEEF FROM THE LOCAL MEDIA

08/02/2010 - 1:47pm And local radio is now reporting neither will be charged

http://twitter.com/LoriSchmidt/status/20155466576

08/02/2010 - 1:41pm IT'S A CONSPIRACY

07/28/2010 - 1:01am I can't tell you how depressing it is

that I have to share the planet with ape-people like you.

07/25/2010 - 10:52pm Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME 

I DO

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME 

I DO WHAT I WAUNT

07/18/2010 - 8:55pm 2) Falsely accused Tater of

2) Falsely accused Tater of being anti-semetic for making a play on an unethical Jewish writer's name, despite the fact that this reporter unjustly damaged the University of Michigan and its football program.

 So the term "shyster" becomes less offensive when it refers to a Jew you disagree with? And how exactly did this man "damage" the UM program? Seems UM did as much itself by imposing sanctions on the program.

07/18/2010 - 7:39pm There are a lot of wacky speeds in NCAA 11

DeMarco Murray and Ryan Broyles, for instance, are two of Oklahoma's fastest players, and they clock in at around 83 speeds on the game

07/18/2010 - 7:35pm INCEPTION

INCEPTION

07/18/2010 - 3:39pm Uh

You're probably more right than you know. Keep in mind you're talking about dudes obsessing over the facebook comments of a rival team's player.

Edit: Oh, and don't forget the HAWT CHIX avatars! 

07/17/2010 - 6:05pm INCEPTION

INCEPTION

07/17/2010 - 1:48am Meanwhile

The rest of the country considers us obnoxious, depressingly identical twins.

07/15/2010 - 2:55pm You seem really sensitive about this whole attendance thing

Tell us how you really feel.

07/13/2010 - 7:26pm I don't get why Andre Ware

I don't get why Andre Ware keeps analyzing my footballs

Shouldn't he be making the rap music or something

 

DERP

07/05/2010 - 9:37pm Dude, I'm not even a Michigan fan

and I think Alan Branch should be as far away from the "fell short" half of this thread as possible. Why?

That's why.

07/03/2010 - 4:21pm Golden rule

Just don't antagonize and you should be fine.

07/02/2010 - 3:33pm ESPN's twin toolbags

Ware is less intellectually offensive than May, but only outside the booth.