There are...
...days until Leroy Hoard (not Leroy Jenkins) sees another Michigan win.
It turns out there is a televangelist named Leroy Jenkins. That is probably who OP is talking about. The video is still funny though.
Camp starts tomorrow whoo hoo!
Harbaugh was pretty open with the media last year. I wonder if they go back into a submarine this year with all the changes to the offense they're making with Pep and Frey.
They did the team photo shoot on thursday. They didn't do a media day, but it was probably because B1G media days were earlier this week. Starting practice a week early kinda threw everything off.
Hoard is my all-time favorite UM back but my calender says it's 34 days until Sept 2. Yale VanDyne is somewhere feeling slighted.
I saw the football obscuring the first 3 and thought we were down to only 3 days left.
TACO
Florida extended McElwain’s through January 2023 and raised his annual salary to $4,486,000. The full six-year value of the contract is now $26,917,800. Mike White is set to earn $2,525,000. DC Randy Shannon contract worth $890,000 annually (up from his previous salary of $490,000.) Ja’Juan Seider (running backs) earning $335,000 this year. Corey Bell (defensive backs) and Brad Davis (offensive line) each earning $290,000
im done
at a party. demetrious brown and leroy and someone else i don't remember came to this party i was at and one of my pretty boy friends caught leroy's girl's eye. he told me very politely that my friend was to leave immediately. and it wasn't like we were at his house. but we left.
The post- and pre-seaon arc:
- Michigan's season ends. If we won the bowl game, celebrate for roughly a week and talk about how incredible the future looks. If we lose, talk about how it's coming but "it's gonna take some more time for the roster to develop."
- Both CFB and NFL come to a close and we basically start asking ourselves "what is life?" wondering why we're even here. We're just specks of dust, man!
- Wallow in pain for a while and talk about recruiting.
- Spring football starts! The coaches have really talked up players X, Y, and Z for their efforts in the weight room and stuff.
- Spring game ends, and we're basically back into step #3, but with slightly more team data at our disposal.
- We're roughly 2 months from the season starting and we already have a good idea of what the team will look like because we spent all of steps 3 and 5 thinking about it.
- Fall camp is approaching quickly. Holy shit, FALL CAMP IS APPROACHING. WE GET TO SEE FOOTBALL AGAIN!
- Fall camp actually arrives, and inevitably half a dozen players either suck or don't suck based on "inside intel" coming from guys who talk to guys on the team.
- We're 2 weeks away from real football and the hype has apexed. People start to irrationally think Michigan's going to win it all, because damnit Jalen fuckin' Rose said we will.
- Michigan opens the season and we feel like step 1 won't ever be a thing again.
Can't wait for stage 8.