Amazing News From Rich Rod
I ran into him this evening at the Coney restaurant on 7 mile in Northville. He was wearing leopard print jorts.
He told me that O'Neil Swanson was outperforming Michael Shaw in practice, and that the team is considering switching to the 2-5 "over" defense because he's "sick of all the damn walk-ons outperforming his four-star recruits." Oh, he's already penciled in Denard as the starter against UConn, and Tate turned in his transfer papers and will be starting at North Dakota State this fall.
Rita had extra onions, if you're wondering.
Wait, leopard print jorts?
I think you are lying. Rita doesn't like onions.
I knew he was exaggerating, I just couldn't put my finger on why...I'm surprised Tate's going to North Dakota--I'd have pegged him for somewhere out west.
Where did Matt Guttierez go?
North Dakota State... not North Dakota as you stated Zone Left.
Which makes a lot more sense because North Dakota runs a pro style offense and N.D.St. has a pass-first spread.
Also, N.D.St. has a Senior starting this year so Tate should start in his redshirt soph. year.
Nice April Fools' joke.
I didn't get it because I live in the Central Time Zone.
Co-sign.
Yup, I was blindsided by this as I am on the west coast. Nice one, jg2112.
I was pretty excited to read some potential big news on a slow day, and now I'm a little sad.
I think I'll have to check out Wolverine Historian's stash on Youtube now.
How many days until the season starts?
Is this like a Promote RichRod, I'm done here post?
That was Epic.
We should probably make a 'Meltdowns: Best Of mgoblog' section of this website.
Coney restaurant on 7 mile in Northville as far as I know.
And don't bash the jorts. I'm wearing one of my six pairs right now.
Well, technically, no. There are a couple within a block of 7 Mile, though.
Is that a good or bad time?
0.68 seconds sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity.
For real though, RR and Rita were at the game signing autographs for little kids for most of it. Couldn't tell if the leopard print jorts were in use, though...
And admitted he often wears the jorts underneath his khaki trousers. I think he was BSing me.
So Tate's wrist was broken last year and now Denard is ahead of him and he is scared of the competition?
Saw this coming.
because I'm thinking "jeans short" (?), trying to recall. And the first thing I get is an image of some guy in the Hamptons w. his buns hanging well out of his. It's only 6:15 here, and I'm gonna have the image of RichRod's face and this guy's tuchuses haunting me the rest of the day.
Glad Rita is feeling comfortable enough among us that she can just say heck w. it, get the onions as she likes it, not worry what anyone thinks, btw.
Believed this if you had reported he was wearing a traditional Spanish leopard-print kilt.
RR was sighted wearing the scalped coif of GERG to cover his baldness.
GERG seen at the mall buying hats and wearing a head wrap of surgical gauze.
Jesus Blaze, did you just watch Silence of the Lambs or something?
Nope, that's just the way Blaze's mind works
it calls to me.
My dad used to wear them to mow the lawn back in the 80's. Fucking terrifying.
Zubaz doesn't make leopard print jorts; only the awesome ziggy tiger striped ones we wore in the early Nineties to support our favorite NFL teams. They went great with our Starter jackets.
You could have waited until midnight, though, to make it official. And I didn't fall for it because the title had "amazing" in it.
He did wait till midnight...MGoTime never changes for Daylight Savings.
There's no way Rita gets the extra onions.
Jorts.
"Why wouldn't i? I make bold decisions...bold!"
is it just me or does Jarred Allen have some skinny ass legs.
But was it a National Coney Island? Cause if it ain't a National, it ain't shit.
American and Lafayette Coney Island beg to differ.
FWIW, I'm taking American over Lafayette all day everyday.