Go Iowa Awesome: Game Preview

Submitted by ScruffyTheJanitor on

The 2nd-best Big Ten blogger, Adam Jacobi, has posted his game preview on Go Iowa Awesome.  It's definitely worth a read for lines like this:

 

On the other hand, MICHIGAN WILL RISE FROM HELL AND OBLITERATE EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR AS IOWA FANS. WILTON SPEIGHT IS A GOD. JAKE BUTT IS A GOD. AMARA DARBOH IS A GOD. KARAN HIGDON IS A GOD. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Spunky

November 11th, 2016 at 6:48 PM ^

"Godspeed to you, future Big Ten-leading punter Ron Coluzzi. You will have to kick to Jabrill Peppers, and then you will have to try to chase him down because your 10 faster teammates could not do it."

Honk if Ufer M…

November 11th, 2016 at 8:40 PM ^

I liked this comment: "This is not the '08 Penn State team coming to Iowa City....it's the '16 Michigan team which could be easily confused with a fully-loaded Kenworth 18-wheeler combined with the nimbleness of a Porche 911.  They have a freaking DE/OLB who is 6-6 and 302 lbs....that runs like a gosh darn gazelle!"