January 19th, 2010 at 9:29 PM ^
makes me happy in an athletic sort of way...but if you like the Cock rodeo...I'll try to keep updating it but how many cock rodeos really go on? It's scary.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
without lots of practice.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^
Brilliant satire dear OP. Brilliant.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:33 PM ^
I will get to work on it right away.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^
you know guys, I've been thinkin and I really believe that if our defense could just stop giving up points, we would be much more successful. That and running a direct snap triple counter zone read option quick split post hail mary statue of liberty. I really think that play would confuse the opposing defense and should lead to automatic space points handed down by Zoltan.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:36 PM ^
Excellent idea! I'm quite sure the coaches will have Tate and Denard putting in long long hours this summer working on the zone read.
Maybe some text message reminders: Get your ass out of class and work on the zone read now dammit.
Maybe Rosenberg can stop by at spring practice and ask Devin, "so Devin buddy, they working you pretty hard?"
January 19th, 2010 at 9:53 PM ^
I think we should have wings on our helmets.
In all seriousness though this thread was hilarious.
January 19th, 2010 at 11:09 PM ^
I agree. There are probably ten posts where I laughed out loud the first time reading them.
January 19th, 2010 at 9:59 PM ^
NO WAY
Thats great
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!!
January 19th, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
Plus 1 to the OP for his forthrightness and sincerity.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:07 AM ^
This has got to go on the early 2010 best threads list. Great stuff in here.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:18 PM ^
The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!