Confessions of a Walmart Wolverine

Submitted by Robocrofts on

I was born in Williamston, Michigan.  I played basketball for Williamston Middle School in the seventh grade. As an underprivileged kid, I was befriended by our head coach.  One of his interventions to make a positive impact on my life was a trip to watch MSU play ball.  I don't remember who they played, but I remember Scott Skiles driving to the basket over what seemed like ten guys to win the game.  I never forgot that moment.  

From there I bounced around, drifting and following sports in general.  I remained aware of MSU and even followed some of their football.  Eventually in the late 90's I ended up on active duty stationed at Ft. Bragg.  For context, it as 1997.  One of my three roommates was a big football fan.  His team was Washington St.  We were also highly competitive and nearly came to blows several times during many of our drunken endeavors.  Needless to say, we all watched that game together in the barracks.  I never forgot that moment either.

Again, I bounced around following sports in general.

I remember the likes of Chris Perry and "Too Far" Navarre, but I also remember Lorenzo White and Tony Mandarich.  It's one hell of a dichotomy.  

In the end, I never really followed any of it with real commitment until a freshman named Chad Henne started instead of Gutierrez.  I've been there for every gut wrenching loss since.  I did the walk of shame at Notre Dame stadium when the Irish came back to win in 2002.  I watched the Rose Bowl against Vince Young and Texas with my wife's cousin who just returned from Iraq. (He is a Texas fan, so I was OK with the loss for him.)  I was also at Michigan Stadium for the RR miracle against Wisconsin.  Hell, before that I had my wife drive me to Ann Arbor just so I could stand outside the Big House on my birthday in July.

So there you have it.  As a kid I pulled for Sparty.  That is my sin.  My wife likes to tell everyone I still pulled for Sparty when we met 15 years ago.  Technically I was pulling for Sparty against UNC, so that does not count.  Either way, in my heart I'm a Michigan fan.  Call me a traitor.  Do what you will.  This confession may mean nothing.  Or maybe I'm the Steve Bartman of Michigan Football.  If that's the case, let this be my exorcism. 

GO BLUE!

UMForLife

September 17th, 2014 at 12:31 AM ^

Wow. There are some great stories. I am not a big fan of the term, but I ignore it. MSU fans are more obsessed with Michigan and it seems to me that they would rather slander and bicker, than root for their team. I applied once, but couldn't afford the tuition. I just love the university. It was the mystique and the prestige of saying Michigan. I made it a point in my life to get a degree there. After years, I am able to finally afford to go there and I am a student now. It feels weird to be a student again, but you know what, I will be proudly changing my license plate to M Alumni when I graduate. Screw MSU. Go Walmart Wolverines, which I was for a long time and proud of it. Go Blue!

cstrable

September 19th, 2014 at 12:59 PM ^

I got called a Walmart Wolverine for the first time the other day, on twitter while trying to defend Gardner.

 

Born and raised in AZ! Grew up with my dad, who was born and raised in Detroit, so he was a huge fan, though he never attended. I've visited Michigan many times, though I haven't been in probably 15 years. And I've only been to ONE Michigan game in my life, the recent BWW Bowl here in Tempe. And I didn't care that they got blown out, I stayed the entire time because I didn't want my first Michigan experience to end.