OT: Your favorite Dad Jokes
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Not Pete.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender is so surprised he says "I have never seen a weasel in here before let me buy you a drink what will you have?"
"Pop" goes the weasel
What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Want to go out with me? I’m a real funghi
Child: I'm hungry
Me: Nice to meet you, hungry. Have you met my son? He looks just like you!
This works with sleepy, tired, etc.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Steve?"