Twenty-five yards per play on play-action is too many.

I'm on about a thing here: The people should know about Carl Diggs.

"lawnsman" makes it sound like you got knighted by the queen of the gardeners 

the first WR to walk through that door

Michigan, bubele, listen: nobody thinks your starting quarterback is going to keep it.

another week, another commitment 

A guy who's constantly pinballing towards the ball regardless of block attempts is exactly what good linebackerin' looks like, right?

It's a nice seat; if the seat's hot, he can just change the setting on the seat.

Can't be the Sleeper of the Year because he's a 4-star, but 4-star sleeper of the year assuredly.

Recruiting Rundown for Guards