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BREAKING

Schlissel to open and close presser with screening of this:

Can we really expect Hoke to

Can we really expect Hoke to be an apt judge of mental health when basic sentences are too difficult for him?

Wait, what? Hoke just tried

Wait, what? Hoke just tried to relay "his perspective" of what happened but I have no idea what he actually said.

Naive question for regular

Naive question for regular streamers of Monday pressers: Is this kind of delay normal?

It's hard not to take extra

It's hard not to take extra notice of the M Health System backdrop today.

Original Template of Statement Found

“The quality of our pizzas is always our top priority. We generally never discuss the specifics of the pizza-making process, but a pepperoni stuffed crust pizza was removed from the Ann Arbor franchise on Saturday after the cheese and pepperoni all kind of ran together and said pizza was hardly discernible as such. It was evaluated by our experienced minimum-wage pizza chefs as well a kid with braces, and we're confident proper culinary decisions were made.

The Domino’s pizza franchise has a distinguished group of Certified Pizza Makers and kids with braces who are responsible for determining whether or not a pizza is ready to be served. Our CEO has no influence or authority to make determinations if or when a pizza returns to the dining area. The quality and discernibility of our pepperoni stuffed crust pizzas is and will continue to be a top priority.”