Is Tate Forcier Perry Dorrestein's Bitch?

I will of course kowtow in a most Buddhist-like shame before the man who might have posted this before me, but can we please take a moment to remark upon the fact that our starting quarterback, when presented with a choice of men he would fear to face in The Octagan, chose PERRY BY GOD DORRESTEIN?!!! http://mgoblue.com/football/article.aspx?id=184362 The options presented to my mind are thus: 1) Tate is such a chill and perceptive leader that he saw Perry sagging (more than usual) as he walked from the West Quad kitchen towards the dining area, and thought that the man deserved a pick-me-up. Patton would do the same, you pansies, so don't give me those puppy eyes... 2) Perry actually did eff Tate up at some point, whether it be a post-Barwis shower or on the field. I'm not familiar enough with the program to know if the bath-area is arranged as similarly as American History X, and while I might shudder at the possibilities of such a world I will trust Barwis and Coach, in any case it seems that Monsieur Dorrestein has exuded enough will as to dominate Our Salvation. Or maybe all along it was merely that Perry is kick ass at UFC:Undisputed. Whatevs.