OT: Rittenberg's lunch links intro

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on
Anyone care to explain this:
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts. Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
It's like an alpaca out of nowhere. No explanation, nothing. Am I missing a joke? Edit: found it pretty quickly after a google search. So I Married an Axe Murderer quote. Obscure-ish and oddly placed if anything.

MGoShoe

March 3rd, 2010 at 1:44 PM ^

While watching a soccer match on TV... Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. [referring to his younger son] Tony Giardino: Shhh! Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex. Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Tony Giardino: Shh! Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system. Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh. Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!