August 18th, 2011 at 9:56 PM ^
Nice things to say about Michigan State haha.
Unfortunately I happen to live in " the state of Michigan looks like the setting of a Cormac McCarthy novel"
August 18th, 2011 at 9:59 PM ^
Favorite: Notre Dame
Least Favorite: Missouri
August 18th, 2011 at 10:54 PM ^
What a shitty fucking website.
August 19th, 2011 at 12:03 AM ^
I thought the Stanford bit was funny. The rest....not so much.
August 19th, 2011 at 1:11 AM ^
The rest was garbage.
It honestly reminds me of the "comedy" websites - usually powered by geocities! - I would read religiously when I was about 12 or 13. You know, when it was hilarious to call things "gay" and swearing numerous times in a sentence was a riot.
August 19th, 2011 at 2:55 AM ^
yep. the rest of it was basically "fuck lol fuck the sec is stupid fucking red necks fuck obnoxious fuck"
August 19th, 2011 at 12:18 AM ^
Remember the days when the writing on deadspin was funny? No? Me neither.
August 19th, 2011 at 3:26 AM ^
The only thing i could think of after skimming through parts of that article was this
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
August 19th, 2011 at 5:28 AM ^
That Notre Dame one was tasteless and ignorant. Real funny making fun of a horrid accident that cost a kid his life. I may be living under a rock, or just lucky to this point but what the hell us deadspin?
August 19th, 2011 at 5:32 AM ^
I chuckled a bit at the Stanford portion, as others did.
He was trying way too hard just about everywhere else.
August 19th, 2011 at 8:37 AM ^
Wisconsin was epic and Notre Dame was bluntly true and awesome as fuck. This was well crafted all around. I love comedy that makes some people cry. It's my shit.
August 19th, 2011 at 10:45 AM ^
"Fat. FAT. FUCKING FAT FATTIES. What, is there not enough cheese already in your bloodstream? Do you not notice that you people are made of 98% lipids? STOP FUCKING CRAMMING HAVARTI IN YOUR FACE. You're making America sick with your fatty fatness and your stirrup pants. Everyone in Wisconsin looks like they permanently live in the year 1986 and were born without a thyroid gland."
Yeah, you're right. HILARIOUS.
August 19th, 2011 at 9:53 AM ^
Hahahahaha he said fuck!
August 19th, 2011 at 9:54 AM ^
What a cock.